55 Iconic WandaVision Quotes About Love, Family, Life And Superpowers
The superhero sitcom with super memorable moments.
"WandaVision" has captured our hearts and given us plenty to laugh and think about since it came into our lives on Disney+ just a few short months ago.
The (kind of) sitcom follows the superhero couple, Wanda and Vision, doing what seems to be attempting to lead normal lives in an unsuspecting suburban neighborhood.
The series is set just three weeks after the events that unfolded in "Avengers: Endgame," so fans of the Marvel movies are loving seeing Elizabeth Olsen and Paul Bettany reprise their roles as they lead us through surprising twists, turns and adventures.
Of course, as is the way with sitcom life, things aren't always as rosy as the director would hope we'll all believe them to be ...
If you haven’t watched the entire miniseries yet, beware of some potential spoilers below as we share some of our favorite quotes from the most iconic moments from the show.
Here are 55 funny, poignant and memorable WandaVision quotes to inspire you.
1. “But what is grief, if not love persevering?” — Vision
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2. “In a real magic act everything is fake.” — Wanda
3. “Don’t worry, darling. I have everything under control.” — Wanda
4. “There are rules in life. We can’t rush aging just because it’s convenient. And we can’t reverse death.” — Wanda
5. “I don’t understand this power. But I will.” — Wanda
6. “Vision, this is our home.” — Wanda, “Then let’s fight for it.” — Vision
7. “We just don’t know what to expect. Will the baby be human or synthezoid? Little bit of both?” — Wanda
8. “It’s not like your dead husband can die twice.” — Pietro
9. “Can I help you creeper?” — Darcy
10. “You are my sadness and my hope. But mostly, you're my love.” — Wanda
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11. “Vision is made from vibranium, they literally inherited tough skin.” — Wanda
12. “Your power exceeds that of the Sorcerer Supreme. It’s your destiny to destroy the world.” — Agatha
13. “She’s your meat puppet, I just cut her strings.” — Agatha
14. “Handle the military, mom will be right back.” — Wanda
15. “I have what I want and no one will ever take it from me again.” — Wanda
16. “The urge to run from this feeling is powerful.” — Wanda
17. “I did not break your rules. They simply bent to my power.” — Agatha
18. “This is chaos magic Wanda, and that makes you the Scarlet Witch.” — Agatha
19. “You tied your family to this twisted world and now one can’t exist without the other.” — Agatha
20. “Thanks for the lesson…but I don’t need you to tell me who I am.” — Wanda
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21. “You have no idea what you’ve unleashed. You’re gonna need me.” — Agatha
22. “I’ll let you keep this pathetic little corner of the world all to yourself.” — Agatha
23. “And I was told you were powerful.” — White Vision
24. “They’ll never know what you sacrificed for them.” — Monica
25. “You’re not my neighbor. And you’re definitely not my friend. You are a stranger and an outsider.” — Wanda
26. “If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.” — Monica
27. “Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. My Mother-in-Law was in town, so I wasn’t.” — Agnes
28. “I’ve been feeling weird-ie all day.” — Vision
29. “Life moves pretty fast in the suburbs.” — Wanda
30. “She was literally one split end from cutting her own bangs.” — Agnes
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31. “I’ll give you the role you chose. The nosey neighbor.” — Wanda
32. “Halloween’s a magical holiday. All about family, friends, and the thrill of getting to be someone else for a day.” — Billy
33. “Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, you didn’t think you were the only magical girl in town, did you?” — Agatha
34. “It wasn’t so hard to fit in after all. And all we had to do was be ourselves." — Wanda, "Well, with a few modifications." — Vision
35. “I’m not what you say I am.” — Wanda
36. “Do you think Wanda needs help in the kitchen? We haven’t any tidbits or tartlets out here, nary a pig in a blanket.” — Mrs. Hart
37. “Today, we will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions, because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe.” — Vision
38. “The world’s not the same as you left it.” — Director Hayward
39. “The only way forward is back.” — Agatha
40. “Given the chance and given your power, I’d bring my mom back. I know I would.” — Monica
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41. “So you’re saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers?” — Agent Woo
42. “Sometimes your dad and I aren’t on the same page, but that’s just temporary. Like the two of you, you might fight over toys, but he’s always going to be your brother. And he is always going to be yours. Because family is forever.” — Wanda
43. “I have what I want and no one will ever take it from me again.” — Wanda
44. “Some things are forever.” — Wanda
45. “I only remember feeling completely alone. Empty. I just… Endless nothingness.” — Wanda
46. “Look, we’ve all been there, right? Letting our fear and anger get the best of us, intentionally expanding the borders of the false world we created.” — Wanda
47. “It can’t all be sorrow, can it?” — Vision
48. “I’ve always been alone, so I don’t feel the lack. It’s all I’ve ever known.” — Vision
49. “The only way Ralph would remember our anniversary is if there was a beer named June 2nd.” — Agnes
50. “And they lived happily ever after.” — Vision
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51. “How very atmospheric.” — Mrs. Hart
52. “Don’t use the last 5 years as an excuse to be a coward.” — Monica
53. “Fussy babies meet buns of steel. We dare you to stay awake.” — Agnes
54. “Unleash hell, demon spawn.” — Pietro
55. “A family is forever. We could never truly leave each other even if we tried.” — Wanda
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