24 Funny Quotes About Life From Comedians That Everyone Can Relate To
They may not all be inspiring, but they are definitely relatable.
Life is strange. Life is weird. Life is unfair. Life is a lot of things and it is sometimes difficult to explain. It certainly has its ups and downs, one day you could be in a great mood and the next day you feel depressed.
Most times, you just have to roll with the punches and go with whatever life is throwing your way. We have no control of the cards we are dealt or what problems will stand in our way but we are strong enough to keep going. We may have problems but it’s important to enjoy our problems at times.
Life can be beautiful. Life is love. Although we might not know the meaning of it, there is a lot to learn from it. We get to witness and experience amazing things.
Some days you wake up feeling lucky and on top of the world. You might not know what twists and turns are in store, but it is important to try to look on the good side of things. It is incredible that you get to wake up in your body, go outside, and breathe in the fresh air around you.
When I think about life, I always think of it as a choice. With all the problems attached, I still wake up everyday choosing to live my life to the fullest. I actually have a quote about life tattooed on my back that says “the great work begins” from the play Angels in America. In Tony Kushner’s play, the main character, Prior Walter contracts AIDS in the mid-eighties and he tries to choose life and keep living. Before the final line of the play, which is written on my back, he blesses the audience with "more life."
I love these funny life quotes, especially the one tattooed on me, because it always reminds me to be positive and hopeful.
Inspirational and funny quotes, in general, can give you a better perspective on life and how to look at it. So, here are 24 funny and honest quotes about life, from comedians:
1. Marriage
"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are." — Will Farrell
2. Spark
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." — Robin Williams
3. Desperation
"Desperation is a necessary ingrediant to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting." — Jim Carrey
4. Entertainment
"People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point." — George Carlin
5. Amazing things
"If you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." — Conan O'Brien
6. Big swings
"The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings." — Amy Poehler
7. Water slide
"You can't be that kid standing at the top of the water slide overthinking it. You have to go down the chute." — Tina Fey
8. Good
"Be so good they can't ignore you." — Steve Martin
9. Mardi Gras
"Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they see, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with." — Ellen DeGeneres
10. Create
"You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what that is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening - everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say 'I did that.'" — Ricky Gervais
11. The future
"Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life." — George Burns
12. Petty things
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." — George Carlin
13. Kick them to the curb
"Be easy on yourself. Have fun. Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn't make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life, the better." — Amy Poehler
14. Get out of your house
"Get out of your house and go see some live performances, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window." — Maria Bamford
15. Rainbows
"You'll never find rainbows if you're looking down." — Charlie Chaplin
16. Laugh
"Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most importantly, laugh at yourself." — Chelsea Handler
17. Right place
"I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there." — Bob Hope
18. What you want to do
"Don't become something just because someone else wants you to, or because it's easy; you won't be happy. You have to do what you really, really, really, really want to do, even if it scares the sh*t out of you." — Kristen Wiig
19. Perspective
"I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture." — Sarah Silverman
20. Make a comforter
"When life gets you down, make a comforter!" — Bo Burnham
21. Fail
"The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time." — John Mulaney
22. Let's just do that
"It looks like I'm just gonna keep getting really, really happy and sad and embarrassed and excited and disappointed for the rest of my life, so let's just do that." — Jenny Slate
23. Respect your life
"The way to respect your life is to explore every corner of it." — Pete Holmes
24. Improv
"Life is unfair and improv is a great metaphor of that." — Mike Birbiglia
Jaycee Levin is a writer who covers pop culture, astrology, and relationship topics.