6 Clumsy Zodiac Signs Who Transform Falling Into An Art Form
Accident-prone doesn't even cover half of it.
getty Are you clumsy? You may like to think of yourself as more accident-prone than anything else, but the truth is that you have a long list of the times that you’ve tripped, run into someone, dropped something, spilled drinks on people, tripped, or knocked something over.
Could astrology have something to do with you being a klutz? Yes, of course! Because without it, we wouldn't be able to find the most clumsy zodiac signs who are always falling down or messing things up.
If you’re someone who is always late or rushing around or don’t give things enough thought, you might be clumsy. If you’re trying to carrying several items, it’s not unlikely that you might drop one or two. If for some reason you don’t have good balance or eye-hand coordination, you definitely are accident-prone.
We all do clumsy things sometimes, so you have to give yourself enough time so you don’t rush and are aware of your actions. There are only so many cups of coffee you empty on yourself before you make sure the lid is always secure and the liquid has cooled off.
1. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
There are no safe spaces for you because you can make anything into an accident site. The kitchen is a majorly hazardous area with its knives, pans, boiling water, and anything that has to do with cutting or burning; the bathroom has things you can get into your eye like soap or you can slide on the wet floor.
And then there's the living room! How many times have you banged into the coffee table only to have everything on it fall, sometimes on your toe? Slow down, take your time, and maybe you'll stop inadvertently beating yourself up.
2. PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
Poor Pisces, the amount of time and energy you spend apologizing to people for bumping into them, spilling stuff on them, or accidentally breaking their possessions is remarkable. You try to be more careful, but it seems as if you're always destined for some disaster or another.
Your friends and family are well aware of your clumsiness and have learned to how to take preventative measures so you don't destroy that expensive vase of theirs. You feel terrible about your clumsiness, but aside from not getting out of bed (which can be tempting some days), there's not much you can do to curb your ways.
3. CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
You're less physically clumsy and more emotional clumsy. You've been known to give too much information under inappropriate circumstances and you've stuck your foot in your mouth on more than one occasion.
How were you supposed to know that your friend of a friend was divorced? Next time, maybe feel out the situation before going on and on complimenting the woman's ex. You don't want to say the wrong things but somehow they always come out. You definitely shouldn't go into diplomacy as a career.
4. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
Gosh, you love to tell a good story, especially at a social event, and you like to express yourself including your whole body. The problem is that when you talk with your hands, you tend to knock stuff over or accidentally hit someone's hand when they're holding a drink.
If you could limit your quick movements and overly-expressive gestures, at least when you're around a lot of people or in a public space, that might be a good idea. People are starting to not use the good china or expensive wine glasses, or wear anything that stains easily if you're on the invite list.
5. VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
You believe that the best way to conquer a fear is to face it head on, so when you see a "wet floor" sign or someone asks you to carry a tray full of glasses, you see it as a challenge. You rack your brain to see if there's a way that you can accomplish the task without your clumsiness coming into play.
If you take a different route away from the sign, does that you're shying away from the thing that scares you, or are you really just being smart? You know that you tend to be clumsy, and while you want that personal victory, sometimes you just have to concede and do what you can to avoid falling on your butt or breaking something.
6. LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
Your clumsy incidents are your reminders of some of the great moments of your life. Remember when you tripped at graduation or how you spilled your champagne making a toast at that wedding? Has any birthday gone by without you spilling, tripping, or falling?
You're like the cat (okay, every cat) who is constantly knocking things off the table or knocking down glasses of water. You're the prime example of a klutz. Your heart is in the right place, so people tend to forgive you for being accident-prone. As much as you may wish to get through a special occasion without doing something klutzy, the chances are slim that will ever happen.
Christine Schoenwald is a writer, performer, and astrology lover. She has written over 500 articles on the zodiac signs and how the stars influence us. She's had articles in The Los Angeles Times, Salon, Woman's Day, and is a contributing writer to Ravishly, I AM & CO, and YourTango. Check out her website, her Facebook writer's page, and her Instagram.