The Most Entertaining Thing About Each Zodiac Sign
Good or bad, they sure are entertaining.
getty We humans are a special bunch, aren't we? Along with those big brains and that vast thinking we do, we can actually be quite entertaining as well. Some of us are naturally funny, some charming. Rarely do we find a person with nothing to offer at all.
There's always something we can do to please another or even to make them laugh. We're a gifted species, but then again, we're the only species who cares to be fitted or not. We're the only species who recognizes ability, charm or humor in others.
We all have a "thing," as they say. And the entertaining zodiac signs are no different. Because when it comes to astrology and even horoscopes, each sign has something impressive they are best at.
I, for instance, am the number one worst cook in the entire universe. It's a point of pride for me at this point as I suck so much worse than just about anyone when it comes to preparing a meal that one might want to eat. No one will ever eat my food because I am the reigning queen of food mishaps and mistakes. And, in my weird little way, I'm quite entertaining about it.
Being the worst of the worst has its perks. So, what are the most entertaining things that each zodiac sign does?
ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
Great jokers, these folks know how to tell a good joke. It's a thing with them, as they're natural born story tellers. Aries has a way with words — they all do — and they can charm and entertain you forever with the power of their poetic license.
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
Let them entertain you and you'll have a real good time. And yes, I am referring to stripping. Taurus is naturally in tune with their own body and they love to strut their stuff. If you enjoy watching a strong human being take their clothes off to sexy music, you're probably watching a Taurus do their thing.
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
Oh the meals you'll eat if you let Gemini cook for you. They have the gift, and believe me, I know, as I'm the anti-Gemini when it comes to cooking. Apple pie is very entertaining, indeed, but it's a religious experience when baked fresh by a Gemini.
CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
You'll be quite entertained by Cancer's ability to get you involved with whatever they do. Incredibly charming people, let's just say Cancer is a seductive sign and you'll follow them to hell and back, simply because they've asked you to. They are THAT entertaining in the way they pull you into the fold.
LEO (July 23 - August 22)
Leo is just an adorable ego-pie of fun things to observe. Leo doesn't want you to walk away empty handed, and if they have to dance for you, they'll dance. Or sing. Or act.
Let's put it this way: if you say, "Five minutes..." your Leo friend will prepare to take the stage, even when there is none. They WANT to entertain, and that's some pretty entertaining stuff right there.
VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo is a gift-giver. They love to lavish presents on those they love, and they don't just hand you a box. They have the knack for presentation, so they'll hand you a mystery, an exciting surprise for you to discover.
They entertain with presentation, whether it's their home, their clothing, or their need to give you beautiful things in special packages.
LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
Libra is part of the multi-talented crew, and you'd be surprised at how many ways Libra can entertain you. They love to, as they love to please people, but they always do it on their own terms. They don't entertain you for your sake, they do it to make sure things are positive and upbeat for all parties involved.
SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
This sign produces people who are as devious as they are entertaining. If you enjoy cruelty, and you like to dole it out in extremely entertaining ways, then there's a good chance you're a Scorpio.
And really, what could be more entertaining that the idea of a torture rack complete with a human subject restrained and gagged? Am I right? Now, that's entertainment.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
Sagittarians are pure entertainment from the moment they wake to the moment they go to sleep. They can't help it. And how does this work? Well, it's their insanity. They talk to themselves 24/7, and if you overhear one in action, you'll be so shocked at just how into their insanity they are.
That, in itself, is entertaining. Sagittarians are theater.
CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
Surprisingly funny, Capricorn will suddenly hurtle a joke at you that will knock you to the floor. They are so irreverent and insulting that you'll be howling with laughter over just how completely disrespectful they can be. And that, as vicious as it may sound, is hilariously entertaining.
AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarians will entertain you by teasing you. They will never actually come through, but oh how they will make you believe they will.
The tease is better than the please, for Aquarians (I think they're on to something with this!) and they have perfected the art of making people buy what they sell, even if they're not selling anything. That kind of talent is quite entertaining to witness!
PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
Entertaining is how Pisces entertain. What I mean is this: Pisces can throw a dinner party like nobody's business. They can welcome a group into their home and thrill the bejesus out of 'em.
Nobody stages a house like Pisces. When it comes to actual "entertaining," these folks are cream of the crop.
Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.