The Funniest Thing You Do, According To Your Zodiac Sign
You're all about the side-splitting humor.
getty While we may not all be natural comic geniuses, we cannot help but bring at least a little accidental or unconscious comedy to the world — through our efforts, and possibly even through our mistakes. That's true for the funny zodiac signs and how they make others laugh, even if their horoscope discourages them from doing so.
But the truth is, we humans are a pretty funny species, and most of the time, the laughs we cause are simply due to things we do that have very little to do with laughter. And laughing at ourselves is one of the greatest liberators we have.
We're funny, and the best laughs we can have are the ones when we realize how funny we really are.
Depending upon where your sign falls, you might have a tendency to be funnier than others. But the truth is. no matter your sign, there's something specific about your particular type of humor — something unique to you that makes you the funny person you are today.
What are the funniest characteristics of your zodiac sign? Read on to find out.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Humor is obvious with you. Your friends know you as the joker in the crowd, and while you're super intelligent, you're also a non-stop narrator who embellishes stories in such a way that you always wow the crowd into a state of hysterics.
Part of what makes you so funny is that you usually have a team of people who believe in everything you say, and that keeps you pumped for your next comedy performance.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
If you want to die of laughter, find your Taurus buddy and make them cheer your tired ass up, because that is what this sign does. This is the Cheer You Up sign, and they usually go the route of the profane.
So, if a good dirty joke rocks your boat, count on your perky but delightfully fun friend, Taurus.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini is the ultimate clown of the party. Even if the party consists of two people, it's your Gemini friend who is going to cut to the bone with their spot-on insightful humor.
Gemini hides pain well, which is why they become incredibly good comics; they have made an art form out of hiding their pain, and that art somehow transforms itself into hilarious comedy.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Pass. Cancers are not funny. And when they try, they're even less funny. Unless of course you think spilling coffee on a table is the good stuff in comedy, that's about as mega-funny as it ever gets with hum-drum snooze-o-rama Cancers.
You want laughs? Bypass your Cancer friend.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo can and will have you laughing your tush off, and more than likely within seconds of meeting them. Leo loves to make you laugh, as they see it as a reflection of their own selves — if they're good, they're pleased.
And nerve is key here, so don't expect the laughs to be anything less than brazen, ridiculous and in your face. When Leo makes you laugh, you'll need an oxygen tank to go with it.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo is a laugh riot when they're left to their own device, and by that I mean, if they can tear you a new one, they're happy as clams.
Virgo isn't all bad; in fact, when it comes to severe put downs and instilling in you a sense of doom, dread and worthlessness, they are terrifically talented, and the death throttle you'll come to experience is what they like to refer to as "comedy."
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra is clever and intelligent but radically shy, so you may find yourself wowed and thrilled by the humor and insight of your Libra friend... until you ask them to explain what they've said. Then you get to experience the other side of their humor, which is the lack of response, the utter and complete inability to communicate and their total shut-down silence.
In other words, don't expect more from Libra than what they're able to give, which is a good, clever quip and a fast removal of themselves from the scene. Laugh and run.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Ugh, is it necessary to excavate whatever ruins there are in order to find Scorpio's humor? Oh yes, they are just screeching laugh riots when it comes to your pain and humiliation.
Yep, that's about the extent of Scorpio funniness. If you are in pain, big laughs. If you feel down, bigger laughs. If you want to kill yourself, slam-dunk hysteria. Yes, Scorpio is one helluva good time Charlie.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Definitely one of the funny zodiac signs, Sag gets so into being funny that they find it hard to stop. That's the thing with Sagittarians: they just don't know when to stop, and the kicker here is that they eventually stop being funny and STILL don't know when to stop.
They love their audience, it's true, but they are clueless as to when their jokes and ways stop entertaining. And that in itself is pretty funny to watch. Sag's making idiots of themselves is top notch entertainment!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
As long as there's someone to make fun of, Cap is there to help with the destroying. Oh, the fun and joy they have when it comes down to ripping another human being to shreds! God, they love this act.
And what makes them enjoy what they're doing even more is when it's physical comedy. Nothing floats the boat of a Capricorn more than making wild fun of someone's body or body parts. Stay classy, Capricorn.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Another pass. It's hard to think that there are people in the world who are absolutely humorless, but Aquarians take the gold on this one. No one laughs less or has less fun than Aquarius. They don't even try to be funny — they don't even LIKE laughing.
But they do take solace in lying to people, and if they can inspire another to cry or feel regret for living, then BINGO! It's a fun day in Aquarius land.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Usually what gets Pisces to shine in terms of funniness, laughter and good humor is in making fun of others. They're pretty good at it too, and they love to work in that "I'm such a nice person and you all know this about me" act so that every horrible insult they say seems like a sweet little "oopsy!"
Pisces takes great pleasure in watching you try to get out of some embarrassing scenario that they've placed you in. "I'd never hurt a fly, oh no, not I," says Pisces as they tell the crowd to eat you alive.
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Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.