The Perfect Sexts To Send A Man, According To His Zodiac Sign
Get those digits primed.
weheartit There is an art when it comes to sexting a man in just the right way to get him not only turned on but also totally stuck on thoughts of you and when he will be able to see you again. If you miss the mark by taking things a wee bit too far (or not quite far enough) you can spoil the whole thing just as you're both getting started. You want to be specific, but not too overly so. You have to leave something for the imagination, after all. And you want to get him interested without taking things in the direction of a full-on virtual sex experience while he's reading through your pre-date texts.
When it comes to penning the perfect sext message, it helps to know a fair amount about the person with whom you're sexting.
I mean, that should kind of go without saying.
However, if for any reason you're under the impression that you don't have enough information on hand about the kinds of naughty nothings he likes to have whispered to his phone, all you need to do is take a look at his star sign. Believe it or not, his astrological sign can be the key to coming up with the perfect sext for his particular... interests.
I've gone ahead and broken down the types of sexts that get the men of each sign the most sexually excited, along with three examples for each. You definitely don't need to feel like you have to stick with my choice of words, but if you've never tried sexting him before or if you're feeling stuck for inspiration, feel free to copy and paste and send directly on to the man you desire.
Be prepared, because the world of sexting is about to become your oyster!
1. Aries: March 21 - April 19
To really get an Aries man going via text message, try suggesting something new and at least a little bit adventurous. But be warned that you shouldn't go there unless you're fully eager and prepared to follow through!
Examples:
"Meet me in the restaurant bathroom in five minutes."
"I can't wait to watch you masturbating to porn sometime."
"I get so hot thinking about what it would be like to have sex with you in public..."
2. Taurus: April 20 -May 20
For a Taurus, sexting is less about the words you use and more about the show you put on. That's right. Get ready to send your Bull some nudes. Of course, if those aren't your bag, you can stick to sending him some especially vivid descriptions.
Examples:
*Artful Photo Of Your Boobs*
*Artful Photo Of Your Behind*
"I can't wait to show you how the lace on my panties gives me goosebumps all over my skin..."
3. Gemini: May 21 - June 20
If the guy you're digging is a Gemini, you're going to want to share everything that makes you feel most passionate. And Geminis love the suspense that comes with being teased, so try to surprise with regularly with ideas for sexy new experiences that will keep him intrigued and engaged.
Examples:
"Guess who just went out and bought a double-ended dildo..."
"I just read this article about a couples' vibe we have to try!"
"Surprise! We're going to a sex party... NOW."
4. Cancer: June 21 - July 22
Cancer can take or a leave those sexy little love notes... unless, of course, it's the kind of the ultra-hot variety, something along the lines of the super sexy love poems by Pablo Neruda! In that case, feel free to sext that Cancer guy with all the love you have in your naughty little heart.
Examples:
"I can't wait until we are connected again."
"I just don't feel like myself without your hands on my body."
"No matter what I do I cannot stop thinking of the way your skin feels against my skin."
5. Leo: July 23 - August 22
There's nothing that turns on a Leo man more than being the star of the show, and that goes double when it comes to sexting. You're going to want to make the messages you send this one ALL about him! Don't worry, though. He'll definitely make it worth your while. (*wink wink*)
Examples:
"Babe, you rocked my world so hard last night, I'm still in awe (and a little bit sore)!"
"You are the hottest man I have ever seen in my life."
"No one has ever given me orgasms as powerful as that!"
6. Virgo: August 23 - September 22
When you're sexting with Virgo men, all you have to do is stoke the ever-burning fire of their imagination. Don't spill all the beans with this one. He likes to be teased and tantalized for a slow, hot build up.
Examples:
"I hope you don't have any plans that involve leaving my bed this weekend..."
"I've got something VERY special planned for the two of us when you're off of work tonight."
"When you see what I'm wearing you will LOSE your mind!"
7. Libra: September 23 - October 22
You know who likes being numero uno when it comes to bedroom fun? Men. And you know who really, really, really LOVES it? Libra men. Your sexts to this guy should be all about the many ways he's the best you've ever had — whether that's true or not!
Examples:
"You're the only man who has ever given me multiple orgasms like that!"
"I cannot believe how weak you make me feel."
"No man has ever taken my breath away with a kiss the way that you do."
8. Scorpio: October 23 - November 21
When it comes to sexting a Scorpio, DO NOT hold anything back. At all. Let all of your rough, rowdy, and steamy aggression come roaring out in sexts that will leave you both panting.
Examples:
"I've been bad and I need you to spank me until I've really learned my lesson."
"I can't wait to pin you to the bed and lavish you with attention."
"I've got nothing done today but think about our bodies entwined together in your bed."
9. Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21
A Sagittarius is definitely passionate, but one thing that turns them on like nothing else is a good old-fashioned cheesy pickup line. For a Sag guy, there is just nothing in the world that is hotter than a solid joke told by a sexy woman.
Examples:
"Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"
"Are you from the South? Because you're the only '10' I See."
"Baby, did it hurt... when you fell from heaven?"
10. Capricorn: December 22 - January 19
Capricorn guys spend so much of their time trying to solve other people's problems that sometimes they don't even realize just how badly they want you to grab the reins and simply take control. So go ahead and send a message that clearly tells him exactly what you intend to do with him.
Examples:
"I am going to make you moan louder than you've ever moaned before."
"Get ready to be my sex slave all night long."
"You are about to have the most amazing orgasm of your entire life..."
11. Aquarius: January 20 - February 18
If you want to send a sext that will stick with an Aquarian and keep you firmly implanted in his sex-mind (which is totally a thing, just ask any Aquarian) you've got to think outside the box and get a little weird with it. He'll either love it or he'll be completely creeped out, but either way, he'll remember you... and that's the goal.
Examples:
"I want to make love with you in a cemetery."
"Let's split a bottle of absinthe and see where the night takes us..."
"I want us to swim nude together in the Ganges."
12. Pisces: February 19 - March 20
If you want to capture a Pisces male's attention with a sext, you'll have to trigger his sensual side by creating a dramatic atmosphere so intense that he will hardly be able to keep himself from throwing down his phone and grabbing his keys so he can race over to take you in his arms.
Examples:
"I'm wearing that perfume you bought me... everywhere."
"I wish you could feel how ready I am for you."
"My nipples send shivers up my spine every time I think about how badly I want you."
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Rebecca Jane Stokes is a sex, humor and lifestyle writer living in Brooklyn, New York with her cat, Batman. She hosts the sex, love, and dating advice show, Becca After Dark on YourTango's Facebook Page every Tuesday and Thursday at 10:15 pm Eastern. For more of her work, check out her Tumblr.