14 Donald Trump Valentine's Day Cards To Make Your Love Great Again (BIGLY!)
When you want to say I love you bigly-time!
So it’s finally Valentine’s Day. Either you’ve been dreading the impending love-fest or counting down the seconds until your sweetie hands you your gift.
But guess what? The best gift we got this year is President Donald Trump.
Sure, his policies can be considered a bit alt-rightish. He does sign a ton of executive orders but he always shows them to us like the good boy he is!
And yes, some of his cabinet picks are racist, homophobic, xenophobic, women-hating men.
However, let’s give credit where credit is due. He did choose a woman as his secretary of education. Granted she has no experience and more than likely wants to extinguish public schools while still being an investor in a really controversial clinic for disabled people, but give the guy a break, will ya?
It’s extremely difficult balancing family life, golf, dinners, and leading the free nation. Oh, and of course helping his daughter Ivanka with her clothing line and accessories.
I can’t help but wonder what the President and the First Lady Melania Trump will be doing on their first Valentine’s Day in The White House, or The Winter White House, or do they prefer Mar-a-Lago? I always forget. This is why a woman could never be president!
As we wait with baited breath to find out what the plans are from fiesty Sean Spicer, I’ve given you the gift that keeps on giving.
Donald Trump Valentine’s Day cards!
I know, how can something so awesome be real? But it is, folks. It is.
I’ve happily compiled some of my uber (get it? uber!) favorite Valentine’s day cards from all over the internet featuring the Commander in Chief.
1.You're alright because you're all white!
BoredPanda
2.I wouldn't deport you.
3.Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs - but you're stealing my heart!
4.I'd lift my travel ban for you, baby.
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5.This Valentine's Day I'll deport you ... to my bedroom ;)
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6.I'd date you like I'd date Ivanka.
Anonymous
7.I'm going to build a wall around your heart so no one else can get in!
Feel The Liberty
8.You're worth more than a small loan of a million dollars.
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9.You make me shake every time I see you.
BoredPanda
10.Let's make relationships great again.
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