'Kink Yoga' Is The New Way To Get Your Sweat AND Your Scream On

So it looks like I'll have to move to Australia. 

Because THAT, my friends, is where to go if you want to fuse your twin loves of yoga and being kinky as all get out.

What do I mean?

I'm so glad you asked! 

Ladies and gentlemen, please meet Mistress Anna, a professional dominatrix and yoga teacher whose Kink Yoga class has gained a cult following.

That's right, forget down dog , at Mistress Anna's kink yoga class you're far more likely to get a "get down and stay down, you dog."

All that and a little bit of delicious spanking, too. 

Listening to Mistress Anna and her clients talk about the kink yoga experience proves (to those disbelievers) that the release of yoga and the release of a sexual fetish have a lot in common.

Some clients come to kink yoga for health reasons, like one man undergoing treatment for skin cancer. 

"The yoga itself is a release, and swapping out the bad pain of chemo for the good pain here is wonderful," he says. 

Something people might not know about those of us who lead kinky lives is just how important fitness is in order to sustain our kinks.

That's right, you've got to be in tip-top shape if you want to enjoy your fav fetish to fullest! 

I'm not being superficial (hello, out, proud, and loud fat woman here), I'm being realistic. 

If your kink involves being tied up or being submissive, it's important that you have serious core strength.

This isn't so you can be "the best" at your kink.

It's so that you can enjoy it to the fullest! 

I love the idea of a gym that is embracing of the BDSM and kink community. 

It's really hard to meet up with new kinky friends outside of sex parties or the internet. 

For many kinky people, the idea of bringing your kink into the light of day is one of the most sexy ideas that there is.

It's also one of the most frightening.

What if you're rejected? What if you're mocked?

Taking your fetish out for a test drive at a place like Kink Yoga sounds like a dream come true. 

The idea that I could make my kink a part of my daily life by making even my exercise experience kinky is awesome to the max. 

That said, I think it will probably be years before I can sustain a plank position WHILE being flogged.