The 'Rusty Trombone' Is The Dirtiest Sex Instrument You'll EVER Play

Finding unique new ways to make love isn’t hard — it’s more a matter of your athleticism and the ability to mold your body into different shapes until you find something that works for you, and perhaps the open-mindedness to explore new avenues and possibilities.

If you’re looking for a filthy way to please your partner tonight, then maybe it’s time that you and your S.O. take some “music” lessons. Specifically, it’s time you learned how to play the rusty trombone.

So what is a rusty trombone, exactly? Well, this sex move is an interesting one that involves your man on the receiving end of some ass play. And chances are good your dude is probably going to love it.

This move doesn’t require much in the way of being limber or lithe; it simply requires that a man stands with his legs slightly apart while his partner kneels behind him, licking his anus. This is where the “rusty” part of this sex act comes in, which is a bit cringeworthy when you think about it, but your tongue has probably been in worse places anyway.

As you’re going to town on the “rusty” part, you’ll have to get the trombone started by simultaneously reaching around to the front and giving him a hand job.

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This particular act isn’t too hard, but it does require some coordination efforts on the part of the person performing it.

While the “rusty trombone” is solely intended for a male recipient, there are, of course, other methods of doing it. If you and a lady friend are interested in getting together and she would like to be on the receiving end, then it becomes the “rusty trumpet.” In this position, the giver still performs oral ass play, but the receiver gets fingered instead of masturbated, thus using their digits to “play” the instrument.

There are numerous references to the rusty trombone in popular culture, including famous ones from The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Bad Grandpa. While you’d assume that this would be a position that gay men might favor, searches for videos on a popular porn site actually showed that the majority of couples involved are heterosexual.

The rusty trombone might have a pretty seedy sounding name initially, but don’t be surprised if your guy is suddenly very interested in teaching you how to play it. Either way, you and your partner can have plenty of fun with your "music" lessons.