6 Crazy-Hot Sex Podcasts That Will Keep You Warm On Your Way To Work

Everyone loves a good sex story, but if you're not a big fan of Penthouse Forum and don't have particularly adventurous (or chatty) friends, they can be hard to come by.

In an ideal world, you’d be experiencing these sexual adventures yourself. But in reality, you don’t always have access to a decent source of “OMG, you won’t believe what happened to me” stories.

This is why God created podcasts.

Because now, if you want to hear a sexy story or a work of erotica, you don’t have to check out a smutty audiobook or call up your old college roommate who always lies. Instead, you can download a podcast and listen to real people with amazing voices reading you eye-popping stories all about sex.

And, because they’re podcasts, you can listen to them on your headphones and no one around you will know what you’re doing. Which is pretty damn sexy.

If you’re interested in learning what kind of sexy stories are out there, here are 6 fantastic podcasts that tell stories about sex — both real and imagined — and will definitely keep your interest during a long, boring workday:

Kiss Me Quick's Erotica: Sexy Stories with Rose Caraway

On Kiss Me Quick's Erotica, Rose Caraway (sometimes known as “The Sexy Librarian”) proves that she knows what makes a good sex story GREAT. With her trademark sultry voice (and surprisingly solid production values), the popular podcaster and audiobook narrator reads short works of erotica that are guaranteed to make your pulse race during your morning commute. If you love erotic fiction or smutty romance novels, this podcast will be right up your alley.

Guys We F****d

Guys We F****d might win for best podcast title EVER. Calling itself the “anti-slut-shaming podcast,” this weekly show has hosts Krystyna Hutchinson and Corinne Fisher interviewing men that they’ve slept with in the past. The men might be old boyfriends, casual acquaintances, or one-night-stands, but their stories are intimate, revealing, often hilarious, and totally sex-positive. If you like hearing funny women honestly trading tales of sexual highs and lows, you’ll love this podcast.

The People of Kink

If you’re looking for sex stories that skew a little freakier, you can always check out The People of Kink, an amazing BDSM podcast, which collects true stories all about real people’s experiences with bondage, S&M, and other kinkier pursuits. Sometimes the stories are thrilling, sometimes they’re sad, and sometimes they’re hot as hell. This is the perfect podcast for anyone who’s ever been BDSM-curious.

My Dad Wrote A Porno

Imagine if you discovered that your father wrote a trashy porn romance. Would you be embarrassed or would you embrace it with your whole heart? Jamie Morton chose to embrace his dad’s erotic aspirations in his hilarious podcast My Dad Wrote a Porno, so every week, he and his friends (James Cooper and BBC Radio 1's Alice Levine) read one chapter from his dad’s porn book and laugh themselves silly. (Actor Michael Sheen from Showtime's Masters of Sex even joins in on the fun.) It’s hysterical and will definitely change the way you think about smutty erotica from here on out. (What if your dad wrote that?)

If you love to laugh, and aren't easily embarrassed, this podcast is for you.

The Heart

It’s hard not to love a podcast that used to be titled “Audio Smut.” Kaitlin Prest and Mitra Kaboli originally started the podcast to collect stories from sex workers, but it’s since evolved into The Heart, which bills itself as “radio show about the terrors and triumphs of intimacy, the bliss and banality of being in love, and the wild diversity of the human heart.” The episodes vary wildly from topics like love, body image, and intimacy, but the sex episodes are enlightening, honest, and, frankly, sexy as hell. If you're turned on by honesty and the everyday beauty of life and love, this podcast will be great for you.

Sex Nerd Sandra

Sex Nerd Sandra is more educational than some of the other podcasts, but that doesn’t mean that it’s not still sexy AF. This popular Nerdist podcast is hosted by the titular Sandra and she loves talking about sex. She’s curious — so she interviews people, offers advice, collects sex tips, and basically acts as an incredibly engaging resource for anyone who has questions about sex and sexuality. Her topics range from episode to episode, so if you have a particular sexual interest, chances are, Sandra’s already covered it.