20 Totally Relatable Quotes That Will Make Women Yell 'PREACH!'

Shit just got real.

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Women really aren't at all that different. Most of us think and feel similar ways about certain things — like what we really WANT ... and what we really NEED in life. Yeah, sometimes there's a giant between those two things. (But whyyy??)

But things get complicated is when we try to lie to ourselves about where our priorities should lie. The truth is hard to admit sometimes, but we should never try to bury it deep down inside us. 

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There's no need to be ashamed though — as Selena Gomez sings, The Heart Wants What It Wants. FINALLY, you'll see that the rest of us girls are just like you. Finally, you'll run into someone and they'll just GET you. It'll happen. Because we women just GET it.


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Some days we stay in bed all day and binge on Netflix and eat whole cakes too, because why the fuck not?

Life is too short to feel guilty, have regrets or do what makes you unhappy. 


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So you go do you girl. Here are 20 quotes that will make you say "YAAAASSSSS  SO me!"

If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotesinspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.

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That's all they really want.

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"Girls just wanna have funds." -Unknown 

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Just crown me the queen of procrastination.

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"Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute." -Unknown 

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No shame in sleeping in until the early afternoon.

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"Happiness is...not having to set the alarm for the next day." -Unknown 

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And neither does wine...

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"Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands." -Unknown 

I know what I'm worth.

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"I am an acquired taste. Don't like me? Acquire some taste." -Unknown 

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I swear I left it right over there somewhere.

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"Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk." 

YASS. Sweatpants here I come.

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"You know you're getting old when your favorite kind of plans are canceled plans." -Unknown 

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At least my eyeliner is on fleek.

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"To be honest. I'm just winging it. My life, my eyeliner, everything." -Unknown 

The hottest you've ever seen.

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"I just figured if I'm going to be a mess, might as well be a hot mess, right?" -The Mindy Project 

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Lazy Sundays are a dream come true.

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"A girl and her bed on Sundays are an endless love affair." -Unknown 

Why does the weekend always go by so fast?

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"Sundays should come with a pause button." -Unknown 

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The best things in life aren't free.

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"I have to be successful because I like expensive things." -Unknown

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The grass isn't always greener on the other side.

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"I'm too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener." -Unknown

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I'll save you, Chardonnay!

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"It's Friday night...time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle." -Unknown 

I think every woman can agree on this.

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"You know what's sexier than a bad boy? A grown ass man with his shit together." 

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Just turn around and walk away, slowly.

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"Women aren't moody, they just have days where they are less likely to put up with your shit." -Unknown 

If I wait though, it will probably go on sale, right?

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"Nothing haunts us like the things we didn't buy." -Unknown 

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Suddenly you find yourself driving like you're in Fast and Furious.

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"Dear Lord, please don't let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive. Amen." -Unknown

Binge watching Grey's Anatomy all day.

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"Namast'ay in bed." -Unknown

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I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR!

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"I really need new clothes. -me, every morning"