16 Pictures Of Animal Genitalia Because Why The Hell Not?
Beware: you can't unsee these pics.
Here's the thing about scientists: they may be brilliant and spend most of their time researching and discovering things, but they can be goofy and hilarious, too.
When you're spending hours putting one drop of liquid on a slide or studying the mating habits of dung beetles, you can get a little stir crazy. And what better way to let off steam than to tweet pictures of animal genitalia?
#JunkOff is taking over the internet with it's often disgusting, outrageous, and completely true pictures of animals and their junk. These photos may be safe for work (or not), but it's definitely not something you want to look at before a meal.
1. Penguins
Instagram/gazbzz
Here's some penguins getting busy.
2. Echidna (AKA Spiny Anteater)
Instagram/kieran_beeee
Everything about the Echidna is unique, especially his four-headed penis.
3. Whale
Instagram/c0lossal_descent
You don't want to mess with this big boy under any circumstances.
4. Horses
Instagram/honeyguideapps
Now you know why they say, "Hung like a horse."
5. Duck
Instagram/theunicornbooty
Yes, that spiral is exactly what you think.
6. Alligator
Instagram/juswes81
Tiny screaming alien or alligator penis — you decide.
7. Lemur
Instagram/jennyhawkins87
Look closely — underneath this wasted lemur is genitalia.
8. Proboscis monkey
Instagram/crocodilerachel1
Just letting it all hang out.
9. Dog
Instagram/ebarrera
Relaxing, doggie style.
10. Frog
Instagram/mostlyharmless2
That frog is packing some heat.
11. Koala
Instagram/kellygriese
So cute ... balls and all.
12. Tortoise
Instagram/crocodilerachel1
"You'd be surprised at what I'm hiding under my shell."
13. Slugs
Instagram/ansonmackay
Slimy! Two slugs making sweet, sweet love.
14. Baby monkey
Instagram/ansonmackay
A tiny monkey with his tiny penis.
15. Lizard
Instagram/mother_of_monsters
His body may blend into the environment, but his penis sticks out like a sore thumb ... or something.
16. Cat
Instagram/rbz_estenzo
Cats are wonderful animals, known for their soft fur, loving nature, and barbed penises.