6 Brutal Truths About Having Sex With A Man With A Huge Penis

I'm not going to toot my own horn, but if I did, picture more trombone than trumpet. It's not everything, but let's face it: we're all a little concerned with penis size, even women. Don't believe me? Raise your hand if you own a 4-inch dildo... I thought so. 

While this isn't a "be careful what you wish for" scenario, there ARE some issues and challenges that come with having to rodeo an outsized manhood. So, here's how to have sex with a big penis as comfortably as possible.

1. You can't comfortably engage in every position normally.

Love doggy style because it helps him get deeper inside you? Not anymore, you don't. You can probably still make most positions work by being careful and gentle, but careful and gentle isn't always what the mood calls for. You'll have to experiment to see what's comfortable... and what will send you to the ER.

2. You have to take it REAL slow to start with.

With great power comes great responsibility. Hopefully, you do, too. But first, you have to mash your private parts together. Anybody who's sexed a woman knows that you don't just kick it into overdrive and go crazy on her body from the get go. It's just that much more important with a bigger gentleman.

3. You'll spend a TON on lube.

Too much friction? You already know the solution. Love it, use it, go bankrupt in the process.

4. Your gag reflex will be tested.

Everybody loves putting their junk in each others' mouths. All the kids are doing it these days. Because I refuse to Google it, I'm going to assume that nobody enjoys getting their d*ck puked on. So be mindful of your limits, and maybe start cautiously until you can get some practice fellating Thor's Hammer.

5. You'll probably be sorer than usual the next day.

I mean, this is basically a combination of logic and physics at work. All I'm saying is, don't sleep with a well-endowed dude the night before a big bull-riding competition.

6. You may realize size isn't everything — he can still be terrible in bed.

Oh yeah, you still have to have chemistry, communication, and all the other things that make sex great. Don't expect that just because he looks like he's hiding a baby elephant under his zipper that you're going to have the time of your life. Although it certainly doesn't hurt (well...), don't be disappointed if you two still have to work at it.