25 Reasons Tyrion Lannister Is A Total Badass
Watch Tyrion Lannister's trial by combat Sunday night on HBO.
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Last week's episode of Game of Thrones will go down in history as one of the show's best, mainly because Tyrion Lannister is the coolest GOT character of all time.
Over the past three seasons we've witnessed him pull some pretty amazing moves, but his trial was by far the most brilliant speech the show has seen yet. And although we are worried/love him, we are confident that Tyrion Lannister is just too badass to be killed off anytime soon.
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Here are 25 reasons Tyrion Lannister is the most hardcore character on Game of Thrones:
1. Because he's 4'5 and could still kick your ass:
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2. He embraces the fact that he's the imp:
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3. And copes with it by sleeping with whores:
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4. Whilst drinking gallons of wine and mead:
5. In fact, in a contest, Tyrion Lannister would drink you under the table:
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6. He may be small but he's got a serious way with the ladies:
7. Except Shae (she can die anytime now, thanks):
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8. Tyrion Lannister knows how to talk his way out of death:
9. He is by far the smartest person on the entire show:
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10. Tyrion doesn't even need dragons:
11. Because his best weapon is his wit:
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12. And his perfect one-liners that are always delivered at just the right moment:
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13. Anytime Tyrion told Joffrey how stupid he was, you were like:
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14. Nothing compared to that moment when Tyrion slapped Joffrey in the face:
15. Except when he tells Cersei what an incestuous whore she is; that is beyond satisfying:
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16. If it wasn't for Tyrion Lannister, King's Landing would belong to Stannis and that crazy redhead lady:
17. Everyone on the show is still alive, thanks to him:
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18. He is the only Lannister anyone really cares about:
19. When they took him to prison, you were like:
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20. You teared up when everyone was lying on the stand about Tyrion, because you know the truth:
21. But then he confessed:
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22. And demanded a trial by combat:
23. Which was by far the most badass thing you've ever seen on GOT:
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24. You firmly believe that Peter Dinklage is the best actor on TV:
25. And you are prepared to battle anyone who thinks differently, because that's what Tyrion Lannister would do #WWTD: