6 Zodiac Signs Most Likely To Be Rock Stars
Rock and roll will never die!
getty "Sex and drugs and rock-n-roll, it's all my brain and body needs." Ian Dury sang this in the 80s in his similarly named one hit wonder. Sex, drugs and rock and roll is all one needs. Well, one doesn't really need the drugs. And the sex? Meh... okay, throw it for good measure.
But the rock and roll? HECK YEAH, do NOT let me live without it! Because if it came down to one of these things, it's rock that wins for me as well as for many others.
And what makes rock music or any music so awesome? The people who make it. The rock stars. Those amazing super beings who go from shabby teenagers to cult legends, simply by strapping on a guitar and posing with their tongue out.
One might not think that music has anything at all to do with astrology and horoscopes, but thanks to the stars, we can discover the zodiac signs most likely to be rock stars and become involved in this kind of lifestyle.
Not everyone who touches a mic while dressed in black metal kink is a true rock star, oh no. What makes a true rock star is charisma, ego, arrogance, interesting good looks and... talent. The difference between a rock star and a wannabe is all about attitude. You can fake attitude, but you can't live it unless you are the real thing.
Who is the real thing? Here are the top 6 zodiac signs that give us the rock stars that save the universe.
1. LEO (July 23 - August 22)
It's just a given: arrogance, magnificent stage presence, talent to back it all up AND the willingness to go all out for the sake of a performance? Leo's got it in abundance, and if there's ever a true formula for rock stardom, it's going to start with a Leo.
2. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
It's a rock star life for the Sag who follows their dreams, as they are always imagining themselves performing in grand venues for thousands of people.
3. ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
Rock stars, but not in the rock world. These butt-kicking machines are the rock stars of the political arena; they come, they see, and they conquer, and leave no prisoners.
Aries is fueled with the ego that ignites their every move, and excellence is what it's all about when they take to the world stage. They might be pushy, but man, oh man, they get the job done.
4. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
Hold my beer. That's quintessentially what your Taurus rock star says when it's time to do anything that requires super human strength and audacious ability, such as taking a stage and owning the living hell out of it.
Taurus does not take no for an answer, and they apply that rule to their own selves; if they're not good enough, they MAKE themselves good enough. Taurus may not be the lead singer, but they rock the drums like nobody's business.
5. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
Not always associated with rock star qualities, let's just say if you don't see it in them, it's because they've only showed you the one side. That other side is all about reckless desire for adoration and that plays itself out on the rock and roll stage like a dream come true.
Give Gemini the spotlight, and they'll give you a show you'll remember for the rest of your life.
6. SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
Pheweee! Nobody delivers theatricality like Scorpio, so if you're strong enough to deal with what they've got to give, then get down on your knees now and pray to the Scorpio god on stage. Natural born rock stars, this group, but don't expect a free performance.
Oh, you'll pay alright. You'll pay and pay, and if Scorpio does the job they set out to do, you'll want to pay again.
Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.