The 6 Filthiest Zodiac Signs, Ranked
Just... gross.
getty Have you ever walked into a place of business that was so rank and disgusting that you can hardly believe they keep a business alive? I'm sure you have. That pawn shop, that dollar store — all of those places where the dust is thick and there's a hint of cat litter coming from the bathroom in the back, where the toilet is broken and, well... it's just a bad scene all around?
Yeah, well, we all know those kinds of places. And the vile part? Those who keep crappy shops and businesses keep the same kinds of homes and probably their personal hygiene as well.
Who on earth is responsible for such awfulness? Well, let's take a look at the piggiest and most filthy zodiac signs for that answer! Here are the top 6 most filthy signs, both personally and professionally. (NOT ARIES. Shocked? Okay.)
1. AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
If you love hopping from foot to foot to dodge any number of assorted rags, bags, toys, appliances or rotten food, then get thee over to your Aquarian friend's place.
Aquarius basically said a firm, "No!" to the idea of cleaning up after themselves, and ever since that decision was made, you can count on the fact that if you visit an Aquarian in their home, you'll have stories to tell about holding that will last you the rest of your life.
2. PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
Yes, they'd like you to think they're prim and proper, but get a Pisces to show you their private environment and WHOA NELLY, that'll impress you with how they aren't exactly prim and proper when it comes to neatness.
These natural born piglets tend to let their filth out in increments; you think they may have potential for cleaning up until you know them. Then, in both business and in their personal lives, you'll discover that Pisces is simply not about clean.
3. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
In a way, it almost seems befitting to think that Taurus, the Bull, is a freaking mess... and they are. Fierce people, they are also fierce mess-makers and they simply cannot run their shops, homes or business endeavors in an orderly way.
Taureans will vacuum a rug, then put a cigarette out on it. They just get the concept of "clean" all wrong.
4. LEO (July 23 - August 22)
The Leo ego is so huge that they don't actually notice how filthy they can be at times. They just assume they're dazzling the entire planet with their charm and if such a thing were not true, they wouldn't know it.
Leo will come out of the gym, sweating and stinking, dripping and gross, and they will go right over to you and hug you, leaving you covered in their perspiration, as if it's a gift you should honor. Ewww.
5. VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
You would think that the Virgin of the zodiac would be fastidiously neat and well cared for, but no! Virgo is the ultimate pig of the zodiac and that swine-like aspect insures that whatever they do — whether it's keep house, get dressed, hold a business, make food — it's going to be old, dingy, rotten and as filthy as it gets.
I don't understand how they live like this, but they get the prize for being the dirtiest (and possibly smelliest) people in the zodiac.
6. CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
It's funny with Capricorn, because they would really like to be thought of as the high end of the signs, the creme of the zodiac, the upper echelon of astrology, and yet, here, down on good ol' Earth, Capricorn makes up some of the grungiest and most disgusting people we have.
Smart people, very crafty and able... but clean? Walk on by, my friend. No... RUN!
Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.