100 Best Pick Up Lines To Make Flirting Way More Fun
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In a world of technology filled with dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge, it's hard to imagine a time when people actually verbally used pick-up lines to ask someone out on a date.
Nowadays, you instantly have access to thousands of potential suitors with one small swipe of a finger. But is this really a good thing?
It seems like every guy I've talked to is looking for something casual. And even if they say they're looking for something more, it's typically a pick-up line rather than a sincere statement.
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Still, there's nothing I appreciate more than someone with a great sense of humor.
Cheesy pick-up lines tend to be absolutely ridiculous. We all know this, but it is true that sometimes the best way to connect with someone is to make them laugh.
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Forget the dating apps! If you see someone who catches your eye, talk to them. Breaking the ice can be a little nerve-wracking and even difficult, but that's what pick-up lines are for.
Best Pick Up Lines
1. I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
2. Are you a Klondike bar? Because I'd do anything to get you.
3. Are you Siri ... because you autocomplete me!
4. I'm Superman and you're my Kryptonite.
5. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
6. Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-rito.
7. If you were a taser, you’d be set to stun.
8. You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
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9. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
10. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night!
11. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
12. Are you a beaver? Because DAM.
13. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
14. Your hand looks heavy ... can I hold it for you?
15. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a 'cute-cumber.'
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16. Are you Franklin D. Roosevelt? Because you're a dime.
17. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
18. I was feeling a little off today, but you’ve turned me on again.
19. If you were a chicken, you’d be im-peck-able.
20. I'm not an organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
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21. You're so hot, you'd make Antarctica melt.
22. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
23. Is your face McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it.
24. You're so gneiss, I'd never take you for granite.
25. I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
26. You're a 9/10 and I'm the 1 you need.
27. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
28. I think we'd go together like peanut butter and jelly.
29. I don't have a library card, but can I check you out anyway?
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30. I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running heaven?
31. You're so cute that you made me forget my pick up line.
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32. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
33. Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
34. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
35. Do you want to know what's on the menu? ME-N-U.
36. I'd say "god bless you" but it looks like he already did.
37. You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business.
38. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
39. Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
40. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
41. Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
42. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.
43. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
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44. You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.
45. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
46. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
47. Life without you is like a broken pencil — pointless.
48. Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.
49. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
50. If you were words on a page, you would be what they call fine print.
51. Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you.
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52. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
53. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
54. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
55. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
56. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
57. I should call you Google because you have everything I'm searching for.
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58. Is your name Daniel? Because DAMN.
59. My doctor says I could use more Vitamin U.
60. Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
61. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
62. Are you a professional boxer? Because you're a knockout.
63. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
64. Can I follow you? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
65. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
66. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
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67. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
68. Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
69. It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
90. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
71. Are you a drummer? Because you seem to know the beat of my heart.
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72. Has anyone told you today that you look beautiful? Well, let me be the first.
73. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you're the best a man can get.
74. Hi, I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
75. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
76. Can you guess what my shirt is made out of? It's boyfriend material.
77. The only thing I want to change about you is your last name.
78. Are you Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
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79. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
80. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox.
81. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
82. I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.
83. Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
84. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
85. Call me Q, because I need U next to me at all times.
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86. I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
87. I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
88. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
89. Let me tie your shoes, I don't want you falling for anyone else.
90. The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.
91. Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you.
92. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
93. I'm sorry were you talking to me? No? Well you should be.
94. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
95. I'm not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet.
96. You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
97. Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!
98. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
99. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
100. I'm lost, can I have the directions to your heart?
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Caroline Grossman is a writer who covers astrology, pop culture and relationships.