6 Zodiac Signs Who Move Way Too Fast In Relationships
Slow. Down.
getty Of the top things in this life that we want to get into, relationships seem to be the number one point on the list. Everyone wants to be partnered off. Everyone wants their special person, their private joy-maker. But there are just some zodiac signs who move too fast in relationships.
From the moment we can think, we experience what relationships are supposed to be like, right in front of our noses. We see our parents, and as we get older, we realize that they too fell into that pre-designed pattern that consists of birth, marriage, kids, death. And even the most positive horoscope can't change how we imagine our life will be.
Being coupled is a goal, and sometimes it's too much of a goal. Whether or not we follow astrology, sometimes people's entire lives are dedicated to finding that perfect mate... and that's where the trouble begins: expectation.
In romantic relationships, it's a two way street; both parties have to be somewhat on the same page for things to work... and last. Often times, one of the partners in a relationship wants a little more, and perhaps the other one wants a little less. Or they want something different.
But one of the common and most annoyingly wrong moves a person can make in a relationship is when they move too fast, as if they have forgotten the actual "love" part and are working their agenda like a stealth fighter going for the gold.
Some believe they have to nail down that marriage contract. Some believe they have to get intimate immediately. Some believe they need a prenup agreement, and others believe they have to pump out a few kids due to the whole fascination with "My baby clock is ticking." Must have kids! Must get the money! Must get the spouse! Must find signs that my partner is my soulmate! So much speed, and so much impulsive behavior.
The Zodiac has given us the top-ranking speed demons who have a tendency to want to push-push-push their way through every relationship they're in. Who are the top 6 zodiac signs who move too fast in relationships?
1. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
For as much as Sag likes to be alone, they also like to be partnered and get very neurotic and insecure when they aren't in a relationship for a while. What happens next is the unfolding of the Sagittarius craziness that is almost immediately displayed when they enter a new romance.
For the sign who loves their freedom more than hot, French bread right out of the oven, they will practically demand a contract in blood with whomever they want in their lives on a permanent basis. And when they don't get that signature, they go berserk with neurosis, which leads to them being even more aggressive and fast-moving.
2. ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
There's just too much "control freak" in that Aries package for these folks to not want to move fast. They need things their way, and it's assumed that their way is the highway you need to be on. That's the negative: Aries doesn't consider what you want because they just figure their idea is so good that how could you NOT want to get on board?
They will plow you down, get you to sign on the dotted line, make sure their entire dream comes true — and all before you figure out that you were never even interested in the first place. Aries will cow-tip you while you're standing.
3. VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo knows what they want and they know that the only way to get it is by demanding it. And if they aren't brave enough to demand, then they'll passive-aggressively make you feel like you have to be a part of their lives, simply because, how could you not want to please them? This, of course, is all in their heads.
They forget that even though they really want to nail down that contract of marriage and all the trimmings, they're also mean and hyper-critical, which is SUCH a challenge to live with. Virgo is a complete neurotic who does not want to be alone. Only problem is, they are just so mean that it's hard to keep a marriage going with one.
4. LEO (July 23 - August 22)
Yes, those fire signs can be troublesome. And with Leo, you don't just get a fast driven relationship that is dominated by them — you get to be competed for as well. And as flattering as that may sound, it's actually quite annoying.
Leo doesn't just want you to go along with their every plan, they want you to admit to them on a daily basis how they are so much better than anyone else you might ever have liked or loved. So, it's not just about moving along with their speed and drive, it's about paying them nonstop lip service as well.
"Oh yes, dear...you are the best. There's no one better. Yada and yada."
5. CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
Well, of course, Cancer the Homebody of All Homebodies wants to move fast and secure things up ASAP — they have to, it's their nature to stabilize relationships. With Cancer, you may even want to meld into their dream as they are quite persuasive. They offer money, food, shelter, beauty, brains, and all you have to do to get these things is commit to them wholeheartedly your entire life... and do it the first week you meet them. OK?
Yes, the price of homeyness is the rapid process of your individuality, because once Cancer's in on you, you no longer exist as an individual; you are now part of an ETERNAL PARTNERSHIP. Oy.
6. SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
Oddly enough, for all of Scorpio's "chilly and sadistic" notoriety, these folks use the same energy they use for sadism on getting a mate and keeping them stuck forever. Intense, mind-blowing after party on the first date? Sure thing, whether you want it or not. Promises of delights beyond your wildest dreams? Sure thing, even if you aren't slightly interested in those wild dreams.
When Scorpio wants you in their life, they're already aware of just how creepy and awful they can be, so they put on their best behavior to make their hasty actions appear to be caring or even well paced. Pace and restraint are not Scorpio traits. If you feel like you've been railroaded into a romance with one, well... that's because you have been.
Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.