The Most Charming Thing About You, According To Your Zodiac Sign
People can't get enough of you.
You have to give it up for those charming zodiac signs who just seem to know what to say, when to say it, and how to simply charm the pants off of you — in a non-sexual way. Of course, the yes-sexual way might not be far off, but let's put that on the shelf for now.
Right now, let's concentrate on the people out there who, whether or not their horoscope indicates it, just ooze charisma out of every pore. Myself included, right? Because astrology doesn't lie.
All kidding aside, there are certain people who know how to be charming naturally, and others who simply cannot muster up even the smallest smidgeon of appeal to save their lives. Good thing nature has it so that even when we lack obvious charm, we can make up for it with other interesting and somewhat lovable traits... hopefully.
I mean, the Zodiac didn't really leave anyone in the lurch on this one, as we all have at least a tad of charisma... or do we? Is it possible that, due to the time of our birth, we are either charming, or boorish oafs that manage even to piss off sweet natured dogs?
Let's take a look now at just how charming you are.
ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
Quite charming, Charlie. In fact, you're right up there with the big boys when it comes to being able to smooth your way into the heart of just about anyone.
You rely upon intelligence, and you flirt with confidence, knowing that should the conversation go quiet, you can fill in the empty space with something interesting to talk about.
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
Big time charmer, you. You've got that somewhat snobby attitude that, for some reason, works really well for you.
You come across as an expert in just about every field you talk about, and rather than intimidate with your knowledge, you actually lure people in. You are magnetic and you've learned how to work the magic.
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
Incredibly charming. You attract the crowd who likes vulnerability. You're the sensitive guy in touch with this feminine side and you're that free-spirited girl who loves everything but can't make up her mind on anything.
Somehow, this all spells attractive out there in the world, and you've never had trouble keeping people's trust... or attention.
CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
You're charming when you want to be, but if you want that gate down, down it goes and "none shall pass." You love to create gatherings of friends, and your charm alone is what gets the job done. People are automatically drawn to you, as you are a very warm and giving person.
LEO (July 23 - August 22)
You're the Big Kahuna of Charm, and you know it... and knowing it suits you. You don't come across as arrogant or egotistical, even though you are. The thing is, you've been able to take that big ego of yours and make it work for everyone else.
You're an entertainer, and part of what keeps everyone around you happy is that you know how to make them laugh, smile and just feel good about life.
VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
Your charms are great and specific. Nobody satisfies a "need to know" like you, and your friends will always turn to you when they want a fact, a bit of trivia or some hunk of information that they couldn't find themselves.
You're eager to please, and you always come through. Your charm is in your ability to help others, most especially animals.
LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
Due to your incredibly polite nature, you will always be known as charming and lovable. You're a gifted communicator and you like hashing things out and getting to the point... but you always do it with finesse and compassion.
It's your kindness that keeps you a friend-favorite, and those who know you know you're reliable, fun and very nice to be next to.
SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
Whereas you're not automatically inclined to charm people, there is something about your odd aloofness that appeals to people. Perhaps you provide to them the idea that you're a mystery, and as long as you're not overtly mean, most people find you alluring.
In your relaxed state, you can be downright sweet. Whoda thunk it!?
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
We turn to you, Sag, when we want to be wowed by something, because the truth is, if there's wowing to be done, Sagittarius is going to do the wowing. And that makes you quite charming.
You've got the kind of allure that's continuous and reliable. You're the life of the party, and the friend everyone goes to to share their secrets with because you come across as trustworthy. And in truth you are trustworthy because you honor the truth.
CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
You've got the gift of gab, and you're quite the flatterer. But you really are sincere, and if anyone's going to charm the pants off someone through words alone, it's you, Cap.
You're the one who says the right thing when it's needed, and it takes nothing out of you to be kind and nice. You seriously like making people feel special and that, in turn, brings everyone right to you, because you're truly charming and genuine.
AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
Being charming doesn't come natural to you, mainly because you tend to be very shy and standoffish. That doesn't mean you're without your charms, though, as you make up for your lack of communicative skills with things like presents, meals and support for your friends, and they flock to you simply to have your friendship.
You're an honest to goodness friend, even though it takes a while to get to know you. But getting there? That's the charm!
PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
You've never had any pretenses, and while you come across as a very open yet vulnerable person, there's something about you that just brings all the boys to the yard. Maybe it's your milkshake?
Still, you've got that je ne sais quoi that makes people both trust you and want to help you out. While you're not needy or a martyr, you do have a certain kind of charm that makes people want to take care of you.
Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.