What Makes You So Uniquely Funny, According To Your Zodiac Sign
They can make your sides split!
getty We've all heard people say time and time again that one of the most favored personality traits a human being can have is the ability to make others laugh. Even on dating profiles, people are happy to be in the company of those who are humorous and don't take everything so seriously.
Laughter is the best medicine and it always works, every time. Your horoscope can tell you if you have the personality trait of humor, but not every zodiac sign can be so lucky.
Some people are naturally hilarious. Whether it's "tears of a clown" that inspires their monologue of hilarity, or they're simply fun-loving people who like to crack a good joke or two, funny people who do funny things will always be popular and admired.
Not everyone is funny, though. And that in itself is a funny concept. Yet, we all know those people — the people who simply cannot bring the humor to the room.
Well, it takes all types to make a world, and we can't all be stand up comics. What we can see, however, is that certain signs of the zodiac tend to be more humorous than others. But still, all the signs have certain aspects to them that one might consider funny. Let's have a look:
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries is naturally funny and they really do go out of their way to make the crowd laugh. They are snarky, sarcastic, and sometimes others don't get their jokes because they're so "inside."
But still, Aries loves to laugh. Unfortunately, they are also quite fond of crude remarks about people's bodies, but they do it with so much humor that you could almost forgive their nerve.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
These bulls will have you rolling on the floor, clutching your gut and trying to catch some air, they are so funny. Dirty jokes? Check. Nasty humor? Double check. Outrageously sick and perverted outlook? All the way.
In other words, if you have the stomach for it and you're up for some laughs, pay a visit to your Taurean buddy.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Oh how they suffer, and oh how they make fun of themselves for it. A truly gut-busting bunch, Gemini are the stand-up comics of the Zodiac.
We all love to laugh at the guy who moans and groan his fate in that special hilarious way — well, that's Gemini. They are big enough to make fun of themselves without making it a Pisces Pity Party.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Next window, please. Get the point?
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
As the sun does rise, so does the need for happiness, laughter and love in the life of a Leo. And don't forget alliteration.
Leo has an agenda: they want to make you laugh. They actually care if you're happy and part of the way they ensure that is by going out of their way to make you giggle over the silliest possible stuff.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Somehow, Virgo laughs. In spite of all that judgment and mockery, in spite of how they perceive you as stinky garbage in a bag of curb sauce, covered in spiders, they still laugh. And why? Because they are laughing at YOU.
Virgo may take things a little too seriously at times, but when they want to laugh — and they do — it's all on your expense.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
There are two kinds of Libras: The ones who just let it rip, and the ones who are too scared to offend. These people have it within them to be laugh riot machines, yet they tend to think too much about who might not like what they say, so they hold back.
But for the Libra who's got spunk, stand aside and be amazed at how your sides will ache over their stupid (and hilarious) humor.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
As long as they have the last laugh, that's the best way Scorpio can enjoy the idea of laughter. Yes, they can joke, but it's best to simply laugh without involving yourself too much in whatever they're joking about.
Remember: you laugh with them, and never at them, if you're fond of staying alive.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Hello to the jokers of the Zodiac. Nobody really gets Sagittarians, but the truth is, when all is said and done, at the end of the day, Sag is making jokes.
It's just the way they do things. Probably because they're smart, cunning, clever and astute. If you want a laugh that's a little high brow, consult with your Sagittarius friend.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Ah, now, Capricorn can very easily offend a person with their quick wit and ultra-sarcastic jabs. They love to construct a beautiful insult, and oh how they do it well.
So well, in fact, that if you're big enough to ride over what they've actually just said, you'll probably find yourself on the floor, dying with laughter over some outrageous thing they've just said.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Oddly enough, Aquarians are vengeful, sadistic jokers who enjoy pranks and practical jokes, all played out on your expense.
Add physical pain or mental anguish to the humor and you've got one super-happy Aquarian bastard, all ready to stomp your life to smithereens. Hey, it was worth a chuckle, right?
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
What's a joke if you can't break into uncontrollable sobs upon hearing it? Oh Pisces, you really know how to take that happy face and make it a sad face, don't you?
The thing is, Pisces wants to laugh so badly just to break up the monotony of being a sappy Pisces, but they just can't!
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Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.