100 Corny Pick Up Lines For Men (That Might Make Him Actually Fall For You)

Corny pick up lines may or may not work on your object of affection, but at the very least, you can make him laugh.

From one-nighters to all-lifers and everything in between, here are the best corny pick up lines to use on men.

Follow your heart to find the man that your parents always told you to find because you will make a great pair. You've been searching for the one. He's there, you just have to find him.

There are a wide variety of cheesy, corny, cute pick up lines to say or text a guy you're into — among them, Tinder pick up lines, clever pick up lines, chemistry pick up lines, and even some Harry Potter puns. 

The key to picking up a girl or guy or person is to follow your heart. 

Funny Pick Up Lines:

1. "How much you think a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice."

2. "I'm glad I used to work for UPS because you look like you've got a big package."

3. "What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I hope I’m not giving you a Ferrari right now."

4. "People say that having a Hotmail address might date you, but you’re the kind of hot male I’d want to date."

5. "The bartender said these drinks are for this 'hot guy over there.' I assume he meant you."

6. "I think I lost my phone, can I call it with yours? (It’s in your pocket or hand). Now that you have my number, you can buy me a drink."

7. "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see."

8. "Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."

9. "You: Smells like updude in here. 
Him: What’s updude? 
You: Not much, what’s up with you, dude?"

10. "I didn’t think this place had WiFi, but I’m getting a pretty strong connection right here."

11. "I like my coffee like I like my men: right in front of me, right now.

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Cheesy Pick Up Lines For Guys:

12. "Were I to rearrange the alphabet, I’d put 'I' on top of 'U.'"

13. "You should feel my skirt. It’s made of one-night-stand material."

14. (Bump into him.) "We should probably exchange numbers in case the damage is worse than it looks."

15. "You seem like someone who could help me with my Vitamin D deficiency."

16. "I like your shirt. It would look better on my floor."

17. "Do you like pizza? You want a pizza this (Point to yourself)?"

18. "If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine."

19. "You may not need a new job, but if you work hard enough there may be a position open just underneath me."

20. "My friend told me you were a parking ticket and I believe her 'cause you fine."

Best Pick Up Lines To Use On Men:

21. "Are you single? I’m asking for a friend. (Point to yourself.)"

22. "You: Do you think a horse eats sandwiches or hay? 
Them: Hay? 
You: Hey to you too!"

23. "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."

24. "If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."

25. "Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?"

26. "Your eyes are like IKEA... I can get lost in them."

27. "Aren't you tired from running through my mind the whole day?"

28. "Let's flip a coin. Heads, and I'm yours. Tails, you're mine."

29. "Let me tie your shoes, 'cause I don't want you falling for anyone else."

30. "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple."

31. "Do you fish? Because you have me hooked."

32. "Not even Snape could Severus apart."

33. "If you were a triangle you'd be acute one."

34. "Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!"

Cute Pick Up Lines to Use at a Bar:

35. "Are you a boy scout? Because you tie my heart in knots."

36. "I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"

37. "Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you're da balm!" 

38. "Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

39. "You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day."

40. "Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me."

41. "If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!"

42. "Did you fart? Because you blew me away."

43. "Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print!"

44. "I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running heaven?"

45. "I will report you to the police for stealing my heart."

46. "Wait a second. I need to breathe. Being with you takes my breath away."

47. "I like you just how I like my coffee: tall, dark, and strong."

48. "You remind me of a magnet because you are attracting me to you."

49. "Hey, please keep your distance. I might fall for you any time."

50. "Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!"

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Flirty pick up lines for guys:

51. "You seem familiar. You look a lot like my future boyfriend/husband."

52. "I was feeling off the whole day. But then, you showed up and turned me on!"

53. "Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?" 

54. "I can see into the future, and yeah, it’s me and you together."

55. "Are you a burger patty? Because you can be the meat between my buns."

56. "You make me melt like an ice cream cone under the summer sun."

57. "I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

58. "Just so you know, my lips won’t just kiss themselves."

59. "Wanna go bowling? I’ll give you a chance to pin me down."

60. "Nice shirt! Is it made of boyfriend material?"

61. "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

62. "I think I’m lost. Can you give me the directions to your heart?"

63. "Do you know what my outfit is made of? Yup, girlfriend material!"

64. "They say kissing is the language of love. Would you like to start a conversation with me?"

65. "I just lost my phone number. Can I have yours instead?"

66. "Do you have a bandage? I think I scraped my knee the moment I fell for you."

67. "You’re so handsome. Can I tell that to you again next Saturday over dinner?"

68. "If I told you that I love your body, would you hold it against me?"

69. "I just lost my rubber duck. Could you take a bath with me instead?"

70. "I’m sorry, your shirt has to go. However, you can stay as long as you please."

71. "You give the word ‘edible’ a whole new meaning."

72. "You reek! That’s okay though — we can go take a shower together."

73. "Mind if I try and guess which part of your body you like being kissed the most?"

74. "I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together forever."

75. "Can I take your picture? I need to show Santa Claus what I really want as a gift this Christmas."

76. "Is this place a museum? It’s the only explanation for a magnificent work of art like you to be here."

77. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?"

78. "There’s something wrong with my eyes. For some reason, I can’t take them off of you."

79. "If possessing good looks was illegal, you would have been arrested ages ago!"

80. "Did you know that I’m a thief? Yup, I’m here to steal your heart!"

81. "I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world."

82. "Are you from Mars? Because I feel like my heart has been abducted!"

83. "Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean. And I don’t mind being lost at sea!"

84. "Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?"

85. "Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?"

86. "You don’t need keys to drive me crazy."

87. "Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers."

88. "Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless."

89. "Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate."

90. "You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry."

91. "If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous!"

92. "If you were a steak you would be well done."

93. "Hi, there! Do you like English Breakfast? Because you look like you would. You’re a hot-tea!"

94. "Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice."

95. "My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?"

96. "Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

97. "Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?"

98. "Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you."

99. "Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you."

100. "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

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Tom Miller is a writer and performer based in New York. He is the General Manager and Coordinating Video Producer for YourTango.