What You'll Be Reincarnated As In Your Next Life, According To Your Zodiac Sign
Ever wonder what's next?
Ever wonder what you will reincarnate as in your next life? Most people know that astrology is an eastern concept popularized in the western world.
Reincarnation, although it’s commonly known, is not as accepted by others.
This is due to monotheistic influence from the Abrahamic religions, (Judaism, Christianity, Islam). They dictate that each person gets to live only one physical life and go through only one physical death.
They also stress the importance of eternal afterlife and avoiding the punishment of spiritual death. The influence of Abrahamic religions, along with support from certain scientific teachings, has made people in the western world accept the idea that there is only life and one death to the point where it is the only popular idea.
Think of how catchy and how quick the phrase YOLO caught on. You only live once. That’s what gets taught. But, what if you believe you live more than once? What if you have questions about reincarnation and whether or not it exists?
Eastern religions (Buddhism, Hinduism, Jainism, and Sikhism) have their teachings on the idea. You live and die multiple times. That’s our general understanding of it. However, more specifically, reincarnation states that part of us live on after death.
These constant rebirths aren’t purposeless. They come with lessons we’re supposed to learn. The births and deaths are cyclical. Each time, you are reborn and die as a different being. This is all for the soul to learn its lessons.
This continues until the soul has enough spiritual insight to achieve liberation and not have to go through another reincarnation.It also appears in other religions such as Spiritism, Theosophy, and Eckankar.
It’s a belief that originated with ancient cultures but has become part of certain cultures in Australia, East Asia, Siberia, and South America. Important Greek figures who’ve shaped our world also believed in reincarnation.
Some of them were Pythagoras who brought us the pythagorean theorem, Socrates, and Plato, both of whom cared about morality. What if you want to know how the horoscope signs would fare in terms of reincarnations?
Read on to find out how you will live your next life based on your zodiac sign.
ARIES (March 21 - April 19): A Hunting Jaguar
Aries is fast, real fast. They’re physical and love challenges. They’re the speediest sign of the zodiac sign and you never see them coming.
That’s why, in their next life, they’ll come back as jaguars. Jaguars are fast and love hiding in different spots throughout jungles to more effectively hunt for their prey.
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20): Your Grandmother’s Old Couch
Taurus is reliable, dependable and sturdy. Just like a couch. That’s why, in their next life, they’ll come back as your grandma’s old couch.
Your grandma’s couch is one of the most loyal and reliable things in her life. There’ll be a lot of buttkissing in their next life, but it’s safe to say, Taurus will not go without love or affection.
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20): Proud Parent of Twins
Gemini could be one of the only signs to come back as a human. They’ll even get to start their own family. But, their karma is to understand the wild ride they’ve put others through in this life.
Their karma is to raise highly-energetic, quick-witted twins. Only then can they have their hands full and understand how taxing it can be to sustain a relationship with this sign.
CANCER (June 21 - July 22): Your Old Mood Ring
I loved mood rings growing up and I loved it when mine turned purple. Cancer will come back as a mood ring. This is due to their wide range of intense emotions.
Just put them under white hot pressure and people under this sign will change colors in a matter of seconds. They’ll be small and barely noticeable, but they’ll be highly valued... most likely by an oddball preteen.
LEO (July 23 - August 22): Expensive Exotic Flowers
Leo will come back as a less mobile but still breathing, living being: expensive flowers. Flowers have the same beauty, adoration, and value that Leos possess and love to possess.
Tons of people will still love them in their next life. Enough to spend their money on them and care for them. Even when they know flowers only have a short life span of days or weeks.
VIRGO (August 23 - September 22): A Yellow Legal Notepad
Virgo will come back as the yellow legal notepad I used to love writing in when I was a child. Virgos tend to be practical, analytical, and unassuming.
Yellow legal notepads are practical, modest, and used for extensive note-taking or analysis. They may not be the most beautiful objects but they’re definitely necessary for a wide range of people. At least, Virgo will be able to go travel some more in their next life.
LIBRA (September 23 - October 22): A Judge or Their Gavel
Libra, being so fair, will get to come back as a human. A judge, to be more precise. This is because of their ability to listen and understand all of the sides to a story.
They are also highly-concerned with fairness. So, if they don’t come back as a human judge, they’ll probably come back as their gavel.
SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21): Your Favorite Poison
Scorpio is already venomous in this life. So, all of us under this sign will come back as a bottle or jar of your favorite poison. I don’t just mean alcohol either.
Although, on a slightly lighter note, anything can be considered poison in higher amounts. So, maybe I’ll come back as a red velvet or chocolate cupcake with dark blue frosting.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21): The Next Secretariat
Sagittarius will come back as my childhood favorite animal: a horse. They’re independent, lovable, and energetic.
They’ll be spending their next life in a rural area or as the next secretariat. Perhaps, they’ll participate in races that this sign already loves and win awards. Maybe, they’ll even get their own film named after them.
CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19): Your Goat Cheese
I can’t remember if I’ve ever eaten goat cheese. But, I’m sure lots of people love it. Capricorn will come back as this cheese.
It’s because they’re traditional and unchanging. Should they stay stagnant for long enough, they’ll melt into milk and ferment into cheese.
AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18): Aquarium Tank of Exotic Fish
Aquarius will get to inspire small children into becoming marine biologists. They’ll do this in their next life by becoming an aquarium tank.
It’s because they live their lives as expansive and cold people. They’re deep and entrap others with all the exotic things they have to show. Few things are more exotic than a beautiful tank filled with special sea life.
PISCES (February 19 - March 20): Your Next Sushi Meal
Pisces is represented by the symbol of two fish, intertwined, but swimming in opposite directions. However, that’s how pisces ends up getting caught by a net.
Neither of the fish that is Pisces can decide an escape route and that’s how they end up on the dinner plate. So, their next life will end in being laid raw on a plate for the consumption of others. Potentially drowned in delicious peanut sauce.