Zodiac Signs That Are Pure Fire In Bed, Ranked From Best To Worst
They're, like, really really good at sex.
weheartit If you’ve been out looking to score and you’ve never asked, “What’s your zodiac sign?” then it’s definitely time. It might seem like a silly, even antiquated pick-up line, but someone’s zodiac sign or even their daily horoscope can actually reveal quite a bit about how they are in bed.
And, yes, there are some zodiac signs who are great in bed, I’m sorry (not sorry) to report. That's just how it is, because someone has to be best and someone has to be worst. It's science.
So before you go to bed with your next flavor of the evening or even settle into a serious relationship, make sure you know what you’re getting yourself into first. From best to worst, here’s how the zodiac signs are in bed.
1. GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini is seductive AF. In other words, someone born under Gemini can easily talk anyone out of their pants and into bed. Once there, Gemini doesn’t disappoint. The perfect combo of intellect and creativity makes Gemini the best sign for sex in the zodiac. Hands down.
2. SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
The intensity that pumps through the veins of Scorpio is so scorching that if you’re looking for a romp that’s going to leave you breathless, you best find the closest Scorpio and bed them now. Where they lack in Gemini’s creativity, they definitely make up for it in intense stamina.
3. AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
With their "anything goes" personality, sex with an Aquarius is always an adventure. They probably have a bigger sex toy collection than you and nothing is off the table. For them, great sex is about experimentation and exploration. In other words, you’ll both be satisfied.
4. LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
Libra is all about passion and appearance. While the latter may seem superficial, when it comes to sex, it actually plays in everyone’s favor.
Libra is the lover who’s going to rock lingerie, bring out the scented candles, and start foreplay with a massage, using only the best massage oil of course. It’s all about the details. But when the massage oil is gone and the candles have gone out, Libra turns on the kink and is ready to please.
5. VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
Although a bit shy and reserved, all that changes when you get Virgo into bed. While they might not be the best in bed or most creative, they definitely get an A for effort and eagerness. So that’s something to look forward to if your partner is a Virgo.
6. TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
Because Taurus is a particular bed fellow, it’s best if we put them in the middle of the list. Depending on how you feel about dominating partners, Taurus could either be the greatest lay of your life or the worst.
While outside the bedroom Taurus will wine and dine the eff out of you, in the bedroom they’re happiest when you’re tied up and they’re in charge. So it’s up to you to decide if this is the route you want to take.
7. ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
They may not be as bossy as Taurus, but Aries still wants things their way, or not at all. They also like to get in and get out. This doesn’t mean that they don’t care about their partner's pleasure, but it does mean that you can forget the foreplay, making Aries perfect for quickies... if that’s your cup of tea.
8. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)
Of all the signs, Sagittarius is the most playful. While for some that can be a great thing, if you’re someone who’s looking for hot, intense sex, then Sagittarius is a bad choice.
It’s not that they’re terrible in bed, they just need to quit with the jokes. Laughing during sex is awesome, but there’s a fine line between having fun and just being absurd.
9. PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
When it comes to sex, Pisces likes to keep things on an even keel. Although a very sensitive sign, Pisces is pretty luke-warm in bed. In fact, a one-night stand with a Pisces is likely to be forgettable because it’s just “meh.”
10. CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
Before you go to bed with a Cancer, it’s important to ask yourself how you feel about the term “make love.” Why? Because that’s what Cancer wants to do to you: make love, sweet love, in this whole lovey-dovey fashion that will make anyone feel like they’re stuck in a horrible romance novel. Fabio, anyone?
11. CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)
Is Capricorn worth going to bed with? Well, it depends on how much time you have. Not one to make the first move and a bit lethargic when they’re finally in bed, having a proper romp with Capricorn can feel like pulling teeth.
This isn’t to suggest they’re awful in bed, per se, they just lack the oomph that other signs have.
12. LEO (July 23 – August 22)
The worst of the zodiac? Leo. To get straight to the point, Leo’s narcissism tends to get in the way of making them very good in bed. Granted, they could work on this if they have a partner who’s patient.
Just don’t expect to go to bed with Leo and not end up having to finish yourself off, because they fell asleep right after they had an orgasm.
Amanda Chatel is a writer who divides her time between NYC and Paris. She's a regular contributor to Bustle and Glamour, with bylines at Harper's Bazaar, The Atlantic, Forbes, Livingly, Mic, The Bolde, Huffington Post and others. Follow her on Twitter, Facebook, or her website.