How To Really Piss Off Each Zodiac Sign
You don't want to see them angry.
Galina F / Shutterstock We all have our breaking point; some more than others. The funny thing about pet peeves is that they’re individual and specific. Sure, the majority of us hate the same stuff universally, but as individuals, there are just certain things that really tick us off.
What pisses us off can sometimes be attributed to our zodiac sign, believe it or not. Our signs are major predictors of what we can tolerate and what we just absolutely will not stand for in our lives. Even our horoscopes can hint at the things we should avoid altogether.
One thing we all have in common is that so much of what pisses us off comes from what other people do. Either to us, to themselves, or in general.
As they say, one man’s pleasure is another man’s pain, but the truth is, we’re not all replicas of each other, and even if our core is about love, family, and truth, as individuals we really do come with our own sense of what’s right and what’s wrong.
Whether it’s a habit or a lifestyle, we cannot help but pass judgment onto those who simply rub us the wrong way. It could range from not being able to deal with someone chewing loudly, to hating the way a person sounds when they’re having sex with you.
Unfortunately, a lot of what makes us angry tends to fall on how we interpret our partner’s actions. I suppose it’s a matter of familiarity breeding resentment. After all, if a person is in your face all the time, they have a much greater chance of being the object of your anger-resentment-hate. That’s the pay off for all that other great stuff, right? Right?
When it comes down to it, we’re all guilty of being intolerant towards something or somebody.
So, here's how to piss off each zodiac sign.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
If you want to piss off an Aries, it’s pretty easy as they’re already waiting for any opportunity to fight you. So, you might as well not fight with them.
That’s right — if you want to piss off an Aries, ignore them. Nothing gets on their nerves more than when they want to argue and you brush them off as if they don’t exist.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Don’t take them seriously. Yes, that’s right. If you want to watch the bull blow smoke, then make light of something they take to heart.
Whether it’s something they love to do, or an interest they have that is dear to their heart, if you want to piss off a Taurus, then look at their achievements and desires and demand more, while letting them know that nothing they do is ever enough.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Make a goal and have them attain it. Nothing cripples Gemini more than the idea of pressure. If you want to piss your Gemini off, then tell them they have to come through with something or else.
These folks are great people, but when it comes to ultimatums, they might as well be handed a hunk of kryptonite. Plus, they’ll resent the idea that you actually want them to do commit to a goal.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Catch them in a lie and call them out on it. Oh, yeah. Cancer is not always savvy to the fact that they have to take responsibility for their actions, so when you actually catch them doing or saying something that is an outright fib, then call them out on it. They hate it.
They hate having to admit they’re wrong on any level. Want to piss Cancer off? Tell them you know what they did.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
If you want to get into the heart of Leo for the purpose of getting them riled up and angry, then discount their reality. Leo has a tendency to live in a fantasy world, so much so that they blur the lines between fantasy and reality quite often.
Let Leo know that they are delusional and back it up with fact. Facts piss Leo off and they will deny them outright. But beware, because Leo doesn’t go down with a fight.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Basically, there’s nothing that doesn’t piss Virgo off, but if there’s anything that takes them over the edge, it would probably be you believing in what you believe in.
That’s right. Virgo doesn’t like or tolerate anything you believe in, unless it’s identical to what they believe in, so if you do something different than what they’re used to, they will more than likely hate your guts simply for being different.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra is seriously ruffled by meanness. If you want to watch Libra shut you out of their life, then do something mean to someone else.
It’s not that Libras are perfect people, but their sense of fairness is extraordinary, and they can be ruthless when it comes to what they think is wrong. Hurt a person or an animal and you will find yourself deep in the cornfields, put there by your ex-friend, Libra.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Pissing off Scorpio is not as easy as you’d think. These folks sort of live in that world of animosity and aggression, so they’re already used to perceiving the world as a plaything made up of anger and submission.
However, if you really want to get under the skin of a Scorpio, then just be stupid. This is an intelligent sign, and they judge you harshly for being an idiot. Make a rookie mistake around Scorpio and you will completely piss them off.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Demand their time. Sagittarius is the loner. Sure, they can warm up and allow you in but it must be on their own time. Charismatic Sagittarius attracts many but wants very few.
If you want to piss off your Sagittarius friend or lover, then demand that they give you more than what they’re giving you now. Want to see the back end of a centaur as it gallops away? Piss off a Sagittarius.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Tell them how to do their job. Capricorn likes to be in control; they like to run their own environment and they take pride in what they do. They’re not insistent on ruling your space, they simply want their own space to exert their control-freak tendencies.
Want to piss a Capricorn off? Show them how what they do could be better. They may even kick you in the face for trying.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Give them no choice. Take away the options from an Aquarius and you run the risk of pissing them off to no end. Aquarius likes freedom; they like the idea that they can escape if they so choose.
What they despise is the idea of being somehow trapped in a situation, they need options. Take away their options and you’ll find yourself looking at one mean and nasty Aquarius.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Forget to thank them. Forget to compliment them. These people are adoration hogs, and many of the things they do, they do to fish for compliments.
If you don’t give them the exact reaction they’ve goaded you into giving, then you will completely piss off Pisces. Sometimes you may not want to feed into their little game of, “Don’t I look pretty today?”
If not, don’t be mean, just don’t give them what they want. That’ll piss them off so intensely that they may even let loose the waterworks, which will piss you off!
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Ruby Miranda has been interpreting I Ching, Tarot, Runes, and Astrology since childhood. She gives private readings and has been working as an intuitive reader for over 20 years. Follow her on Twitter.