Zodiac Signs Sex Mottos And Sexy Catch Phrases To Describe Personality Traits

It most certainly isn’t fair to whittle down the zodiac signs' sex mottos into simple phrases that describe our sexual nature, but being fair isn’t the point. Each sign of the zodiac comes with some very specific stereotypical traits that often tell some very revealing truths about who we really are. Even our horoscopes say so.

Now, of course, we all know that within each one of us, we’re all very capable of being wonderful, giving human beings; that said, we also know ourselves as fairly monstrous at times.

So, if we’re even going to come close to the idea of fairness, then we have to open to the idea that most of us are selfish bastards, even when we are well intended. The truth is, if we don’t laugh at ourselves, then we have no life. Laughing at ourselves is a way of taking things lightly, and it’s all too common to take ourselves so seriously that we lose sight of the humor of our ways.

Sexually, we would all like to think of ourselves as either the best or the worst. We like to indulge in thoughts of being an Olympian in the sack, or the pity-party sexual failure of the entire astrological line-up. In all honesty, the person who makes fun of their selves publicly is usually the one who reads as more attractive, as they don’t have that whole “I’m the best” pretense banner above their heads.

Check out the TED Talk below for an in-depth look at how to express your sexuality, even if it comes in the form of a sexy catchphrase:

Arrogance has its glamor; people buy what they are sold, generally. But there’s comic gold in the so-called “sad sack” who claims he or she’s too fugly to get any action. Either way, astrology does play a role in how we represent ourselves sexually to the world, whether we’re having fun with it or taking it way too seriously.

Here are the zodiac signs' sex mottos if they could be wrapped up in one or two stupid “sexy” phrases.

ARIES (March 21 - April 19)