8 Hilariously Accurate Memes About Doing It Doggy Style
America's favorite position.
Of all the sex positions out there, doggy style is the most renowned.
Ask anyone what their favorite position is and they'll probably make sure to list doggy style in the top 3 — I’m willing to put my life on that. (Don’t worry, I’ll wait.)
Of course, this means it's the one topic when it comes to sex that we can all relate to on some level.
Whether we're discussing how it hurts so good when he (or she ... with the strap on) digs deep into you or the way the position allows for lots of ass grabbing and hair pulling or even how to properly throw it back when in such a position — it's always, always a conversation starter when you put doggy style on the table (literally and figuratively).
It's as animalistic as the name makes it out to be, and deep down we can't get enough of that shit. (After all the sex is truly better in doggy style.)
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However, the thing is, with social media at play, we've gotten creative with what it means and what we define to be doggy style, hell at one point doggy style meant going to a Snoop Dogg or Lil Bow Wow concert.
It’s especially through the use of hilarious memes that doggy style has been redefined for us in ways we never imagined.
In fact, here are 8 funny sex memes about doggy style that will have you chuckling in your cubicle all lunch-hour long — they speak on everything from the dog filter to catching your parents in the naughty position.
Regardless of which meme it is you’ll be right there throwing up praise hand emojis, screaming ‘yes’ as you read each one of these gloriously funny truths. But, don’t take my word for it … just dive in.
1.Christmas Mishaps
I've caught my mother having sex and thankfully it wasn't anything too wild I walked in on. Had I walked in on her in doggy style I think I would've fallen over. There are levels to this type of stuff and if you've ever walked in on your parents you know that to catch her in doggy style in more traumatizing than anything — especially if you're old enough to know — too much of a good time for mom.
2.Love & Other Stuff
Never quite thought about it that way but sounds about right *shrugs*.
Although, dogs aren't the only animals who have sex in that position, so we could've just as easily learned it from dolphins. Or, really just about any other animal that doesn't simply lay eggs.
3.Unfiltered Truth
SnapChat has indeed brought new meaning to doggy style, hasn't it?
4.Arch It
I'm ashamed to say that I'm guilty of this move from time to time. It comes in moments of intensity where my brain is being screwed out. Or, I'm shielding myself from the deep, deep penetration. Sorry in advance because I now I know how much it irks you fellas.
5.Dogs & Cats
See what I mean by how this position can be used to describe virtually any animals sex life?
6.Been Doing It
...but dogs will always be the OGs, apparently.
7.Deep Impact
The thing about doggy style is you have little to no control over the amount of dick you're taking unless you start doing that cat pose (as pictured in sex meme #4). That said, this position plus a well-blessed man can equal this, Olga Pataki, running from the penis.
8.Stand By
Can you think of a man who wouldn't?