You Can Now Lick Your IPhone To Give Yourself (Or Someone Else) Oral Sex

Interested in swapping gems for points on your phone? There's an app for that! Interested in monitoring your monthly ovulation cycle? There's an app for that!

Want to perform cunnilingus on your phone for your woman (or ANY woman) to download and enjoy at her leisure? Or want to try performing cunnilingus on yourself? 

Now there's an app for that, too!

Adult entertainment and webcam platform CamSoda has launched what they're calling “the iTunes of oral sex for women” via their new O-Cast to be used in combination with the Lovense "Lush" Bluetooth egg vibrator — allowing you to ride the oral sex wave of the future with just a few swipes of your fingers or licks of your tongue.

The app is available for both iPhone and Android users (because we wouldn’t want to leave anyone out!) who will now be able to simulate oral sex on their smartphones with their tongue (or fingers). If someone prefers to play from their desktop they can also use their mouse, although that does kind of seem to defeat the purpose of the whole pretending-you're-actually-licking-her-vulva thing.

Here's the basic run-down of how it all works for those on both the giving and receiving ends of the app:

If you are the receiver:

To begin, a woman first needs to buy the Lovense “Lush” Bluetooth egg vibrator and download the corresponding app. She can then select a cunnilingus pattern that was:

• Made and uploaded specifically for her by her lover
• Made specifically for her by herself (WAY weird, right?! But it's an option!)
• Made and uploaded by a random individual — or even by a porn star! 

The app then syncs the oral sex download of your choice with the vibrator you hold to you vag, and voila! Virtual reality-ish cunnilingus!

If you are the giver:

If you decide to upload a recorded version of your own personal cunnilingus technique, it will be up for grabs right next to the pre-recorded oral tonguing patterns of professional porn stars, webcam models, and the other random folk just like yourself!

As you lick or scroll during the screen of your phone for up to 60 seconds, it creates the pattern mentioned above which, when downloaded syncs to the egg and is played to the delight of your woman ... or perhaps a complete stranger.

Take a peek at the Lush in action below:

Darren Press, Spokesman for O-Cast, told the Huffington Post he was shocked at the results after testing the product with professional webcam models. “They gravitated towards the higher vibrations. I didn’t think they’d want a product that vibrates so aggressively. When I hold it, I can feel the vibes down my forearm.”

Camgirl and product tester Charley Hart said, "I loved it. Nothing is like the real thing, but it’s great when the other person is far away.”

Webcam models like Hart can even incorporate it into their shows by charging a little extra to have men or women upload their simulation for her to use while they watch.

But wait! There’s more! Guys can get down on this action, too!

CamSoda has a similar set up for men who buy the Kiroo Onyx in order to get their virtual blowjob. It’s essentially a sleeve to put your penis in and works the same way as the Lush egg. For the men, blowjob styles range from “tease the tip” to the more advanced “deep throat.”

So, if you have a long distance relationship and aren't completely skeeved out by the idea of licking your phone, this kind of "creative problem-solving" could be a great way to keep the spark alive.

And, hey, if you don't have a partner that might be even better! Test our your skills and see how you do. It's a great way for novices to practice without the potential embarrassment of face-to-face contact. 

What a time to be alive, am I right?