The Type Of Adult Film You'd Do, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

You don’t want to brag but you’re amazing at sex. It’s OK, we all think we’re unbelievable at sex. In fact, we could do a tutorial on any number of things having to do with sex if we wanted. We’re so good at sex that even the stuff that might not be your ultimate favorite sex act, you’re still incredible at it. Admit it, you’re the best anyone has ever had!

We’re so good at sex we should be paid for it, or at least make a sex tape so that when we’re old we can look back at it and say, “We were so hot!”

There are times when we’re so on fire that we wish that we were being recorded, and maybe you were. Pretending to be a porn star in your head can be fun and can add an extra layer of hotness to whatever you’re doing.

If you’re roleplaying, being a porn star can be an exciting persona to adopt and can give you permission to do things that you’ve never done before. It’s not you, it’s the porn star that’s being so exceedingly nasty.

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Maybe you have a shy kind of personality and don’t really like to let your freak flag fly so you’ve never expressed your truly raunchy side, or maybe you’re not that experienced and having a variety of partners seems especially exciting to you.

There’s no longer a stigma against people who perform in porn anymore. They’ve become much more accepted, as society has loosened up regarding porn and the people who make it.

What kind of porn star would you be? You don’t have to limit yourself at all; it’s a fantasy, so go wild. And while you’re at it, think of a fun porn star name and a hilarious fake porn title. Astrology can help you decide what type of porn star you’d be based on your zodiac sign.

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Aries (March 21 - April 19): The Pro Porn Star

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This type of porn star gets into the business because they really, really like sex. This is you since you honestly believe that porn is a good way to have sex and make a little extra money. Your enthusiasm for your work is very clearly seen in every film you do and you're constantly winning AVN awards.

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aries, As Written By One

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Softcore Porn Star

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You're all about sensuality and touching, so the type of porn that you'd really shine in is softcore where there isn't any actual sex just a ton of foreplay. You love it so much you'd almost pay them to perform in those films, but that would be foolish. You love your job!

Read: The 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus, As Written By One

Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Oral Superstar

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Damn, it's amazing what you can do with your mouth. You're the master of oral sex and dirty talk. You don't care what the gender is, you love giving oral pleasure. You're so good with your tongue, lips, and mouth that sometimes your co-stars mess up a take so that you have to go down on them all over again.

Read: The 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini, As Written By One

Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Cam Queen

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You love to masturbate for the camera, especially if you don't even have to leave home to do it. You get off on your solo work and know exactly how to engage with your fans so they don't feel cheated as they spend more and more money. The thing is, you love your fans back and feel as if you can share your feelings with them as well as your sexuality.

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Leo (July 23 - August 22): Big Time Exhibitionist

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You love being the center of attention, so it's no surprise that the type of porn you specialize in is exhibitionist porn. You love to take off all your clothes in public or have sex in a public space while people are watching. You command attention no matter what you're doing, but if you're doing it naked, that attention is intensified.

Read: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo, As Written By One

Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Fem Porn Star

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It's all about being pro-sex, sex-positive, and feminist porn for you. You want to educate people and help them enjoy all aspects of their sexuality. You made a name for yourself doing girl on girl videos and gradually got into producing and directing. 

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)

Libra (September 23 - October 22): Multiple Partners Porn Star

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The more partners, the hotter the sex is your philosophy. You love threesomes, gangbangs, and orgies. You're able to captivate all your partners and love being the focus of their sexual energy. It doesn't matter how many people you're doing, you always manage to look great doing them.

Read: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra, As Written By One

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Bondage/BDSM Babe

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You like it when things get a little rough. You prefer to be the Dom and love making your slaves grovel at your stiletto pumps. You're as comfortable with a whip as you are with any kind of restraints. Mr. Gray could learn a thing or two from you. Tie you up or tie you down, it's all good and your audience can't get enough of you dressed head-to-toe in leather.

Read: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio, As Written By One

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Parody Porn Princess

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Of course, you'd find a way to combine two things you love: laughter and sex. You're famous for doing funny porn and you love to take on different comic personas for your films. You aren't shy and you're not afraid to meet new people, which makeS you a natural for porn. Who wouldn't enjoy being in porn with titles like Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone and Star Whores?

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius, As Written By One

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Crossover Porn Star

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You may have gotten into porn for the money but you took your job seriously. You keep your body fit, are always early for your call time, and you know your lines. You even work on character development. You're the rare porn star who can crossover to legitimate movies and television shows. Sometimes hard work does pay off.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn, As Written By One

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Famous for Fetish

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There isn't much you won't do. You love to learn about sexuality. From foot fetish to fisting and everything in between, you'll try it happily and your fans love you for it. Not everything gets you off but almost everything excites you. You like to think of yourself as kind of a sexologist or sex scientist. You never judge or condemn, you just explore.

Read: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius, As Written By One

Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Virtual Reality Porn Star

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You star in interactive digitally-generated content. You love knowing that the viewer is in a totally immersive experience. It's modern, it's safe, and it's cool like you. You just find it sexy AF. You enjoy having sex with someone who can't hurt you in any way, and it's much easier to deal with someone in virtual reality than in regular reality. There's no hurt, only pleasure in the virtual reality world.

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