A Gentleman's Guide To Going Down On Women

First, get out an anatomy book. When I say vagina, I don't mean the entire area. The vagina is the inner canal part. The outside is a vulva; those pretty little lippy things are labia, and they can be different sizes on the same woman. None of these names are sexy, so we're going to call the whole thing a vagina unless there's a good reason not to.

Then there's the clitoris. The part you see, if you're a good boy, is the clitoris itself coming out of the hood. The part you don't see runs up above the clitoris in a straight line towards the mons pubis, and the other end connects to the G-spot, that magic part inside the vagina you're going to spend a good deal of time acquainting yourself with.

But as a wise man once told me, getting a guy off is like putting a key in a lock. Getting a girl off is more like a locker combination. Don't be shocked if she doesn't follow the script.

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First, you've got to work your way down there. Put a pillow under her ass so her vagina is raised up and easy to see. Then start at her mouth. Kiss her, using a good amount of tongue, then snake your way down her neck to her breasts. Cup them. Squeeze them. Stroke her nipples and then pinch them. Suck on them.

Once she's begging for more, slide down her tummy to her thighs. Spread her legs, and spend a good deal of time licking, kissing, and lapping at her inner thighs. You should be able to see her vagina flush and engorge when you do this.

Finally, move inward to her labia. Lick the outer ones, up and down, both sides, gently then firmly. Then wiggle your tongue into the space between her inner and outer labia. Do the same licking and lapping here. She should be getting wet by this point.

Next, move your tongue up her labia and onto her clitoris. Put your tongue there and let it rest, gently. Holding your tongue firmly, yet stretched wide, begin to move in soft, gentle circles. She should be moaning and making noises by now.

Play with her clitoris for a while and find out what she likes. You'll know by the way she draws in her breath and thrusts her hips at you. Some women like up-and-down, some side-to-side. Some prefer gentle circles.

As she gets more excited, more and more of her clitoris will emerge from under the hood. Figure out what part she wants played with: the tip or the root. She may want the tip licked very gently and softly but the root licked harder and faster; it's your job to find the preferred spot and the preferred speed.

Once you've gotten that, do it for a while, then take a break. Move your tongue down in between her inner labia and into her vagina. Lick the entryway softly, then more firmly.

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Figure out what she likes — circles, gentle in-and-out, and so on. Finally, stick your entire tongue up there and thrust in and out. You'll be tasting a lot of her as she gets more and more turned on.

After a while, go back to her clitoris. Fall into her preferred motion, whatever it is, and then it's time for your fingers. Gently, bring one or two to the entry of her vagina and stroke it. Thrust them gently in and out, shallowly — there's a nerve there that really appreciates it.

Finally, slide your fingers all the way inside her. Leave them there and keep still for a moment while you keep licking her clitoris. Let her get used to it. Then find her G-spot.

Her G-spot is a rough-feeling, swollen patch three-quarters of the way inside the front of her vagina. Press on it. Stroke it. Begin gently penetrating her with your fingers while you lick her clitoris, and every time you get inside, stroke and pet at her G-spot. She should be dripping by now, and if you've done it right, you might even be able to get her to squirt.

Next, while you lick her clitoris (alternate a bit between the ways you lick, but keep coming back to her favorite) and use your fingers her, take your other hand. Touch her clitoris, then run it upwards about two inches. You should feel a swollen line where her clitoris runs under her skin. Begin rubbing it gently, back and forth.

Now both of your hands are engaged. Basically, at this point, it's a matter of combining the elements to make her orgasm.

Maybe she likes her G-spot rubbed. Maybe she prefers your fingers inside her, going fast. Maybe she wants her clitoris licked slowly, maybe quickly; maybe hard, maybe softly. Eventually, if you do it right and pay attention to her cues, she's going to orgasm. When she does, press down firmly on her clitoris with your tongue and leave it there until she finishes. This will intensify her orgasm.

Yes, it's like a locker combination. But it's not impossible — every girl just has her own preferences. It's your job, as a good lover, to figure out what they are and use them to your advantage. But you can't go wrong by licking her clitoris.