30 Quotes For When You Want To Say A Big “F-YOU” To Your Scumbag Ex
Tell your ex where he can shove it.
Breaking up with someone can make you pretty freaking bitter. For the longest time, you thought the two of you were totally great together; your friends were always talking about how perfect you guys were, you spent all of your weekends with each other, and you even did all that cute (and gross) couple stuff together.
Now, you are crying alone in your room and trying not to call him back for the fiftieth time in a row (seriously, stop doing that. You deserve way, WAY better).
So, what is his deal? You're obviously the greatest thing since push-up bras were invented and yet, he wants nothing to do with you.
Or worse, he broke your heart into a million little pieces by doing something unforgivable.
Most of us would stay on the floor and cry for the next month, but not YOU. You're STRONGER than that.
After a few hours of stalking his Twitter page and trying not to cry at his new relationship status on Facebook, you're ready to show him you don't care anymore (for REAL this time).
So, you call up your girlfriends and tell them you're single and ready to mingle. You might like going to your favorite nightclub and dancing your ass off. Maybe your brand of fun is all about showing off that new bikini at the beach. And who cares if your style is just grabbing a bottle of wine and laughing the night away as you prank people on Tinder.
Whatever you do to get over your ex, one thing is the same: it involves a lot of alcohol and a lot of flirting with someone new. And, of course, sending a big FUCK YOU to your ex.
Why? Because he totally deserves it. And like these break up quotes, those two words sum up exactly what you want to say to him after a break up.
If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.
You don't deserve a second chance.
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"I will remember and recover, not forgive and forget." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
Not a SINGLE word.
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"Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
It will burn out hot and fast just like we did.
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"My happy place is your happy place burning down." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
Can't say that I will miss you either.
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"Have a nice life. I'm done trying to be in it." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
GOODBYE asshole.
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"Fuck you very much." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
It's not like you deserve any better.
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"Wish you were here, getting eaten by a Great White shark." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere.
It's really not that hard to be a decent person.
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"Don't be a dick just be nice." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
Here's to all those promises you made me.
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"I deserve more than empty words and promises." -Girls everywhere
I hope you trip and fall on some.
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"I've met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
No further explanation is needed.
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"Because fuck you that's why." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
GTFO of my life.
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"I have no time for your negative bullshit." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
I'm clearing out the clutter in my life.
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"Cancel my subscription, I don't need your issues." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
I don't think I can make myself any clearer.
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"Fuck it and fuck you." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
You mean nothing to me.
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"I'm Prada you're nada." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
BUH BYE.
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"Goest & fucketh thyself." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
I'm not fluent in LIAR.
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"I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
Good luck in finding someone better than me.
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"Your loss, babe." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
Get the message?
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"2 words, 1 finger." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
You're so full of BS.
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"I hope one day, you choke on all the shit you talk." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
Thank you, Karma!
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"Revenge is not in my plans. You'll fuck yourself on your own." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere
BUH-BYE
I tried. You didn't. I'm done. Have fun.
Lesson learned.
Trust no man. Fear no bitch.
Go somewhere other than here. Thanks.
Oh darling, go buy a personality.
What's your name again?
I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.
The past is the past.
When your past calls, don't answer. It has nothing new to say.
Gave you WAY too much of my time.
We all love someone way too fucking much.
Only half joking.
My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.
That I love to laugh about.
You're my favorite ex boyfriend.
What was I THINKING?!
I don't have ex's, I have Y's. Like "Y the hell did I date you?"
Movin' on up.
You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.