15 Hilarious Quotes For When Your Diet Deserves The MIDDLE FINGER
Donuts just taste so much better than kale.
If you have ever been on a diet, you know how hard it can be to stay on track. Believe me when I say that there is nothing harder than going on a diet and being surrounded by temptations all day. Not only do you have to change your eating habits at home (goodbye snacking in bed), but you also have to exercise regularly and adopt better lifestyle habits (goodbye second bottle of wine).
But what's even worse than all of that — and yes, there is something worse than giving up your favorite guilty pleasures — is being on a diet when NONE of your friends are. Doesn't it seem fair for them to be subjected to the same torture as you?!
And yeah, if you talk to anyone who has stuck it out long enough to see results, they will tell you that "it's all worth it in the end". Yeah, yeah, yeah. However, if you can relate to any of these quotes, you might just find yourself asking, “is it really worth it?” But hey, at least you can still have a cheat day every once in awhile, right?
So, instead of trying to diet alone, get some of your closest friends involved. That way, you won't look like the odd one out when you're drooling over the bakery section in the grocery store.
And we don't know about you, but we think complaining about our diets makes them suck less. So while you are indulging in your favorite cheesy, chocolately, salty, bad-for-you snack, check out some of our favorite hilarious quotes that make us want to give our own diets the middle finger.
If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.
Me + Carbs Forever.
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"I think my soulmate might be carbs." — Unknown
Me too, girl.
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"I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat." — Unknown
The struggle is real.
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"Feeling like you're been on a diet for months and realising that it's only been since 9 AM." — Unknown
Everything's totally fine!
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"Dieting is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire. And the ground is on fire. And everything is on fire because you're in hell." — Unknown
Don't fuck with me!
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"Warning... I'm exercising, eating right, and watching my alcohol intake... Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky, and I'm sore. So proceed with caution!" — eCards
Unfortunately, yes.
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"So you're telling me that pinning exercise routines is not enough? I actually have to do them?" — Unknown
Fact!
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"Diet Tip: Your pants never get too tight if you don't wear any." — Rebel Circus
Happens all the time.
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"I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts." — Unknown
I'm not lazy, I'm just saving my energy!
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"Two days into my diet and I'm still not skinny; this is bullshit." — Ramblin' Mama
THAT'LL teach me to eat unhealthy food.
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"Today's weight loss tip: Use superglue as lip gloss." — someecards
We can all agree that cupcakes are better than salad though, right?
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"Some days you eat salads and go do yoga, some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It's called balance." — Yoga Doll Bliss
How unfair is it to have to choose?!
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"Kinda wanna look good in a bikini. Kinda wanna eat 3 burritos. Kinda pissed that I have to pick one." — Unknown
Aren't we all?
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"I'm getting real sick and tired of food having calories." — Unknown
The perfect balance!
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"A balanced diet is an ice cream in each hand." — Unknown
That sounds so much more exciting.
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"I'd rather have a donut buddy than a gym buddy." — someecards