I'm A 40-Year-Old Mom Who Tried Pokémon Go And Here's What Happened

So, I downloaded the Pokémon Go app last night.

I caught one Pokémon in the house. (Yay!)

The next one appeared to be down the street.

I was like, NAH.

LOOK AT ME CATCHING Couch POKEMON instead!

Doritochu ... Fritoto ... Cheetot ... Layocho ... GOTCHA!

The End.