This Is The Only Sex Toy That EVER Gave Me A G-Spot Orgasm

Seriously. I went from one corner to the opposite corner. I even have video proof.

We all know I am a fan of G-Spot stimulation, but so far the results of my G-spot vibrators have been "mediocre to decent" ... until now. This one is pretty spectacular.

The Basics

The Lovehoney Desire Luxury USD Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator (that will now be referred to as LH Desire G-Spot Vibrator) is made out of silky-smooth silicone. It is very firm; there is no "give" to the material. It is completely waterproof and able to be submerged in water.

It is 8.25 inches long with an insertable length of 5.5 inches. The circumference is 5 inches with the base diameter being 1.75 inches. It has a mildly curved body with a G-Spot targeting tip.

There are three buttons: higher, lower and change of pattern. It contains a dual motor, which makes unique patterns. There are 12 different intensities with 8 vibration patterns possible on each level. The buttons light up when you press them for easy navigation. It requires 120 minutes to charge and can provide up to 60 minutes of battery life.

The motors are smooth, rumbly, powerful and complement each other really well. Weirdly, the default setting is not the lowest intensity — it is smack in the middle, so you have six options to increase and six options to decrease. It does (thankfully) have a travel lock mode.

The Packaging

The box itself is sleek and almost true-to-size, with the image only slightly smaller than the real thing. The LH Desire G-Spot Vibrator comes with a lockable carrying case, a USB charging cord and an instruction manual. The carrying case is classically simple and only recognizable if you know the Lovehoney logo. It is a fairly large package so it would take up space in your baggage, but there is enough room for some extra toys.

The Bed Leaping

Yes, you did read that correctly. This toy actually made my body leap across the bed. We just happened to be recording ourselves, so we managed to get video evidence of this, which was really hot to re-watch together.

When we first unwrapped the toy, I was a little surprised at the size and firmness. I was skeptical that it would work for me, both in terms of fitting comfortably inside of me and also stimulating my G-spot with vibrations. We cleaned it, charged it and then were shocked when we turned it on.

Holy hell it was powerful! It is definitely our most powerful toy of the moment (we currently do not own any wands). The rumble of the motors, and the weight and sturdiness of the toy were all really enticing. Just a warning: the material is so silky soft that you’ll want spend time caressing it.

The vibrations are really powerful for my body, so initially it was unpleasant and we had to use the lowest setting. For this reason, I personally find it inconvenient that the vibrations start off at the middle setting, but I got used to this fairly quickly.

Once it started targeting my G-spot, I felt the need for more power. Just by turning up the intensity I ended up orgasming so hard my body moved across the bed. It was impressive, to say the least. Andy was baffled and just stared at me in total awe.

This, unfortunately, has not been a repeat occurrence but my orgasms have still been intense. I have realized that the high settings are too distracting for my body and that I require a softer and more prolonged build up with a lower vibration setting. The patterns are fun to use, which is not something I typically say about patterns. I have found a setting that I really appreciate that alternates perfectly between the motors.

The G-spot vibrations are incredibly intense, so I find myself being careful with vibes on my clitoris. Too weak and they are overpowered by my G-spot vibe, but too strong and my body is overwhelmed. I’ve managed to find the perfect balance, but you might need a little trial-and-error.

• Anal: There is no flared base so it is not intended for anal use and is incompatible with a harness.
• Lube: As with all silicone toys, you should avoid silicone lube. We have recently been using Hathor Sutil, which is water-based.
• Waterproof: Makes cleaning so easy! Also perfect for bathtub rumbles, although this was not tested (not really my thing, sorry!).

Conclusion

Damn, this toy is good. Lovehoney has really thought of everything: silicone, USB rechargeable, dual motors, G-spot tip, waterproof and travel-safe. Everything. There is nothing that we dislike about that toy. Once you get used to controlling the different intensities and patterns, the LH Desire G-Spot Vibrator is basically flawless.

All images: A Couple Of Kinks