There's A Dildo Hoverboard So You Can Orgasm On The Way To Work
If only getting to work was always this much fun...
youtube Is there anything more boring than the daily commute? You have to wait for the bus or train, then go from the stop to your work. Wouldn't it be so much better if, instead of hurrying so you get to work on time, you were enjoying getting there by orgasming your way to work with a dildo hoverboard?
Of course, I'm not sure how the general public would react to seeing a woman orgasming down the street. What if she got into an accident riding on a dildo or she got stuck on it? It would be difficult to explain to one's boss that you missed a meeting because it took you longer to climax than to get to work.
In order to make good use of the dildo hoverboard, you'll have to go panty-less or carry them in your backpack or purse, hop on to the dildo-stick portion of the hoverboard, and start the pulsating action that not only gets you there but gets you there. You might enjoy the ride too much and be late to work, but you'll be energized and ready to go.
Although we could discuss the ramifications of riding a Dildo Hoverboard to work, it turns out it isn't a real product, just another hilarious video from Whoisthebaldguy, who brought us the videos for such fake products as Dildo Selfie Stick and Dildo Drone.
The Dildo Hoverboard stars comedian Sydnee Washington as a busy multitasking millennial who uses the dildo hoverboard as a way to "squeeze in some much-needed pleasure time." This product isn't that far-fetched and seems so real; in fact, according to Whoisthebaldguy's Twitter account orders are pouring in.
I wouldn't be surprised if before long, there actually were dildo hoverboards. Can dildo selfie sticks and dildo drones be far behind?
If only getting to work was always this fun!