What Happened When I Gave My Boyfriend A HUMMER Blowjob
If you don't know about hummer blowjobs, you are MISSING OUT.
weheartit I gave my boyfriend a hummer. I know what you might be thinking: Why would you ever buy your boyfriend such a heinous, environment-killing car? Well, my dear friends, this type of hummer is not a gas-guzzling monster truck. This type of hummer requires a little trip over to Urban Dictionary. As the cool kids on UD tell me: A hummer is when you "hum" while giving fellatio.
Basically, while your mouth is full of testicles or penis (or both if you're really talented), you spice it up a bit with your favorite tune. Whether it's a little show tune or a full-blown opera, the humming vibrations are supposed to feel incredible up the shaft and all over the balls.
The concept seems great — a simple addition to a good blowjob. The essential question is, does it work?
Not to fear readers, I have tested it for you to find out. (Note: no boyfriends were harmed in this process.)
Unfortunately, I told my boyfriend what I was going to do before actually humming, which I completely regret. It would have been way funnier if I had caught him by surprise and just started humming. It still managed to startle both of us — me for how loud it sounded, and him for how buzzy it felt.
It was actually slightly more difficult than I had imagined. I kept feeling the need to blow air out of my mouth, which clearly wasn't going to work because it was full. It just resulted in puffed up cheeks, followed by giggles from both of us. I then switched to a full throat hum but felt like I wasn't properly targeting the vibrations, so I re-tried a mouth hum and managed to find a way to hum without blowing air or being throaty.
According to my (very happy) test subject, the vibrations actually felt great. After we got over the initial giggles and my inability to hum (who knew?), he said that it added an extra dimension to the blowjob.
Keeping a humming rhythm takes some practice. Not only are you juggling your mouth, tongue and hands, but you've added in something else to think about. I found it significantly easier to stop thinking so hard about humming and just moan really loudly. This seemed to do the trick.
It was much more manageable on my end because it took less coordination, and it was much more enjoyable on his end because I sounded like I was REALLY enjoying it (which is always a good thing when going down on your partner). They were definitely emphasized moans to feel more like hums, but they worked.
Moaning down the shaft made it more fun for me, and moaning on his balls gave him a totally unique sensation. One of my go-to pleasure places is the area between his shaft and testicles, which was easy to target with humming. The perineum (between testicles and anus) was a bit more difficult to hum, but still possible.
After having tried giving a hummer a few times, I have some tips for those who would like to try:
- Don't tell your partner. It will be a very pleasant surprise.
- Practice on a (body-safe) dildo. You can test out your technique and make sure you know how to hum with your mouth full (unlike me).
- Don't hum the whole time. You can go rhythmically if that helps. Give short breaks so the vibrations aren't overwhelming for either of you.
- If you think of it as a "moan" it becomes significantly easier and sexier. You're moaning out of pleasure from giving your partner pleasure. Basically the hottest thing you can do.
- Enjoy it. Add it when it feels right for you and he'll be moaning right along with you.
Trying new things in the bedroom is always a fun idea. Whether it results in a mind-blowing orgasm or a burst of giggles, spicing things up keeps your sex life adventurous and keeps communication open. The Hummer is a simple addition to enhance a blowjob and we recommend that you try it out.
Now, the serious question: is there a term for humming during cunnilingus? Because I know someone who needs to try that.