The Best Sex Toy For You, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

No matter how old we get, it's no secret that we can't resist a good toy, even those of us who may not want to admit it. Granted, the toy make has definitely shifted quite a bit since our "Barbie Beach Bungalow House" days. But, ironically, the same rules still apply to your adult play dates: play nice, share, and most importantly have fun. 

Truthfully the only difference is the shopping process — finding adult toys isn't as easy as watching your favorite network as they throw a shit ton of targeted commercials at you; adult toys and games take a bit more shopping around and research on your behalf (*adds to list of why "adulting" sucks*) — more than running through your local Target isle.

But, don't let that discourage you from trying something new. Per usual, the stars have got you covered! Everyone knows that your zodiac sign can pretty much tell you any and everything you need to know about your life from careers to love, and why would pleasure be any different? So, with that being said here is the sex toy that's best for you based on just that — your sign.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Pleasure Chest

Aries, slow isn't really your speed but you'll want to slow things down (just a tad bit) for this — wouldn't want to miss the fun, after all. Grab a roll of pleasure tape in your favorite color, and a nice riding crop for a nice n' rowdy ride in the hay. Make sure you set the mood and seductively take charge, not only will your man enjoy it but you'll find yourself on a high from the power trip alone. 

Taurus (April 20 - May 20) 

Lover's Lane

Passionate Taurus, your love life is pretty mediocre and you're quite OK with that — for you less is more, so you focus on the passion that you have to offer. But, we've got you covered with the Carnal Pleasures Collection, which includes all the oils you can wrap your mind around and even a body powder with a fluffy feather for a little added tickle and tease action. Take your time adding this to your foreplay and we promise your sex will be all hit (no miss at all).

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Adam & Eve

Bold, daring, and seductively innovative Gemini, you’re always down to try something (read: anything) new, no matter which side of you has surfaced in the moment. And because this is so, the question posed is this: what do you get the one who’s nearly seen and tried it all? Well, Adam & Eve’s Naughty Candy Heart Butt Plugs, is the answer to shaking up any mundane sexual encounters. (Keep calm, it's only mundane because you’ve totally outdone yourself.)

Cancer (June 21 - July 22) 

Pure Romance

While cancer is a bit more on the conservative side, you make your sexual escapades tend to be more passionate than most. Really, what is sex without foreplay — massages, slow kisses, and some proper mood lighting. That's why Pure Romance's Heart Throb, heated massager that contains a bullet, is everything you've ever dreamed of and more. 

Leo (July 23 - August 22) 

Adam & Eve

Leo you're confident in all areas of your life with no exceptions in the bedroom. However, with a tendency to stick to what is guaranteed to get you results, you don't always color outside the lines. Take your sex up a notch more with this 50 Shades Tease Feather Tickler, adding a new sensation to the mix for you and your lover.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22) 

Lover's Lane

Virgo, this Bodywand Bathtime Gift Set is the perfect way to explore a different side of sex (despite any skepticism) with it's oh-so innocent disguise (Ahmm, rubber ducky. Back massager), while maintaining the pure image you wish to uphold. Perhaps, once you grow comfortable with your tub time you can introduce them in the bedroom with a special someone (not just anyone, of course).

Libra (September 23 - October 22) 

Brookstone   ​

As inventive and open minded as you can be, public romp arounds aren't your thing (with others, that is) but with the OhMiBod Club Vibe 2.OH Sound-Activated Vibrator tease yourself to no end, as you wear this vibrator around town. Then send your lover a sexy text telling them to meet you in the bedroom when you just can't take it anymore. 

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Babeland

Scorpio these Kinklab Neoprene Cuffs will drive you crazy-wild, whether you're dominating (a natural role for you) or submitting to the pleasure as it adds to the passion and intensity you so desire. To further make it your kind of scene, act out your wildest fantasy and use the cuffs as a prop. Just be sure that whoever you auditon for this role is up for the performance with an enthusiasm that matches yours because if not, it could leave you it may be a straight to vhs type of night.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Lelo

The one thing you like almost as much as your independence (if not just as much) is adventure. For you adventure comes in all forms, from travel to raunchy sexcapades. That's why the Lelo's Luna Beads Noir will drive you as wild as the animal you are (or at least half of you). Try these out at an office party or night on the town with your man and see how long you can take the teasing before succumbing to these modern ben-wa balls. 

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) 

Crave

Capricorn, you have yet to truly meet your match in the bedroom because, well, your man's no rabbit (pun intended). And truth be told, if he was, there's still a part of you that's unsure of any human man's ability to match you and your stamina round for round. That's why you need to invest in the new Crave Bullet, like yesterday. This sleek, waterproof, and rechargeable adaption to a classic sex toy will keep going and going, long after your love can't. Not to mention, the rare occasion when bae actually decides to stay at their place for the night — you've got backup.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) 

Pink Cherry

Aquarius you never had much of a problem putting your imagination to use and because of that, there's never a dull moment in your sex life. But, nevertheless, there's always room for improvement and this Door Jam Sex Sling is just that. Not to mention, it positions your ankles (a hot spot for you) just right for your lover.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20) 

Lover's Lane  

Pisces, in all of your "eroticness," you won't be able to turn away from the Fetish Seductions Game — this game will allow you and your partner to explore fetishes without the added pressure (not on your end, of course). Even better? The game will give you that emotional experience you crave, as well.

If you’ve not used toys and feel anxiety about giving them a try, fear not! You’ll be in good company as research shows 82 percent of American adults use sex toys. With this 50% off ONE ITEM and FREE SHIPPING offer (use the code TANGO when you checkout), Adam & Eve makes it easy and cost-effective for you to enjoy better sex (solo or with a partner)!