26 Quotes That Freakishly NAIL Every Crazy Thing About Your Life
We see you nodding your head ...
This collection of uber-shareable quotes pretty much sums up all aspects of your life. (At least these are some of the quotes our Facebook fans have related to most!) Enjoy!
1.When people need to seriously respect your skills ...
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"I'm not bossy! I have skills...leadership skills! Understand?"
2.When you're feeling a little feisty ...
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"Who the signs are most likely to kill"
3.When you're dealing with anxiety ...
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"Depression is when you don't really care about anything, anxiety is when you care too much about everything, and having both is just like hell."
4.When family is just too much ...
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"Holiday drinking game: take a shot every time a relative says something rude."
5.When you get a special kiss ...
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"One kiss on the forehead is much sweeter than a thousand kisses on the lips. No lust, but full of love and respect."
6.When your kids are too much ...
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"Parenthood is whispering "for fuck's sake" before answering to your name."
7.When you feel like an asshole ...
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"How much of an asshole is your sign?"
8.When you stop caring ...
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"I love hard, so my feelings die slow. But once I stop caring, you'll never get that back."
9.When you love someone who's not "the one ..."
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"You will stumble upon someone who will start a fire in you that cannot die."
10.When you can't walk in heels ...
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"Wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf."
11.When you're making changes ...
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"I'm making changes in my life so if you don't hear from me then you are one of them."
12.When you're looking for a true gentleman ...
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"Only a true gentleman knows..."
13.When you love your best friend ...
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"You're my best friend, my human diary and my other half."
14.When you're worried about being single ...
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"Relax, your boyfriend hasn't been born yet."
15.When Aunt Flo comes to town ...
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"I failed to conceive a child this month."
16.When you start to wonder ...
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"I wonder what I look like in your eyes."
17.When you feel betrayed ...
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"That feeling of betrayal..."
18.When you're tough image doesn't matter ...
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"When a 2-year-old hands you a toy phone, you answer it."
19.When there comes a point ...
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"Is that your problem, or theirs?"
20.When you're in a bad mood ...
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"Bitch I might be."
21.When someone asks you what your favorite color is ...
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"Black, dark black, pitch black..."
22.When someone kisses your neck ...
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"I'm not responsible for what happens next..."
23.When Pretty Little Liars is too real ...
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"April 3rd, 2064."
24.When you know what kind of relationship you want ...
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"Damn they're still together?"
25.When you want a man to respect you ...
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"Give him something to respect."
26.When you see someone pour a glass of wine ...
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"I think it's you."
If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.