WTF: Women Are Vontouring Their Vaginas To Plump Up Their 'Lips'

Disengage eye-contact, put your weapons down, and back away from your vagina. 

You wax, laser and rejuvenate your vagina. You complain about it, obsess about it, but you just can't seem to leave it alone. Seriously, what has your vagina ever done to you that you have to constantly bully and torture it? ...Don't answer that.

If you're still not happy with your vagina after all you've done, you can now vontour it. Vontouring, or it's official name Protege Intima, is a medical procedure that uses intense heating to make your lady-lips firmer, plumper, and helps to improve sensitivity and sexual satisfaction.

Protege Intima is a non-invasive, non-surgical labiaplasty. A pen-like device uses thermal energy to affect the skin structure and cellular fat tissue that's under the skin. The procedure helps the formation of new collagen and reduces the shape and size of prominent or low-hanging labia.

The procedure takes 12 minutes; it's 6 minutes per side, and anywhere from 4 to 6 sessions. Even better, the cost of the procedure is pretty cheap, going for approximately $300 per session. For comparison, invasive labiaplasty procedures can cost over $3,000.

So, does it actually work? Lindsey Price, a business development manager and mom, thinks so. In an interview with Daily Mail, she said, "I feel like I have my body back and my husband has his wife back. I've honestly never felt sexier and my libido is higher than ever."

It sounds a lot less painful than a bikini wax, and if the way your vagina looks is causing you some distress, then, by all means, go for it. After that, please try to love and appreciate your vagina. I'm pretty sure it's the only one you have.