Mom Puts Teen Daughter's Crop-Top On Kitty Cat To Show How Tiny It Is
Who needs pasties when you have this crochet contraption?
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One mom wrote a scathing (and completely hilarious) review on a super-tiny crotchet crop-top that also functioned as a padded bralette that her daughter ordered from Amazon. Because all breasts were clearly made equal, it came with a one-size-fits-all label.
Can you guess where this is going?
The bad news: Apparently, the crop-top came nowhere near close to fitting her 16-year-old daughter.
The good news: It did fit her cat.
We all love to dress up our pets, so she put the top on their cat. She decided to leave a review on the product's page to show just how ridiculous this top is, writing:
“My 16 y.o. daughter bought this thing. It is ridiculously small and I probably couldn't legally post a picture of what it looks like if she attempts to wear it. But, so you can see... here is a picture of our cat wearing it.
To be fair, it does cover all of the cat's nipples; however, she hates the weave. In summary, do not buy this, even for your cat."
To put it into perspective, here's what the top should look like, according to Amazon.
Looks cute in theory, right?
...And this is what it looked like on her cat:
All the pet obsessed cat lovers out there probably went "aww."
Others gave similar, hysterical reviews on Amazon as well. Another customer had the same issue and left an even more hilarious review, writing, "This is a baby-sized top. Literally my flip flop is bigger than it. Do not buy unless you want to be naked."
Someone else reviewed this top saying, "The top is extremely cute, but it is completely knitted without any padding whatsoever, making it see-through in all areas of the top. Slightly disappointed that I have to wear another layer underneath, especially because it is titled 'Lady PADDED bra tops.'"
Even this Amazon customer wrote a review: "I had my hopes way too high. This top is see-through so if you're looking for something to wear on top of a bikini top this is the top for you. The top itself is very thing. I would recommend going with something else. In all honesty."
So, this top is more of an accessory than a functioning crop-top/bralette.
Sadly, this small scrap of fabric is no longer available for purchase on our favorite online shopping site. So, there will no longer be any more cat-tastrophes with this super small crop-top.
Cassandra Rose is a writer with a focus on entertainment and trending topics.
Editor's Note: This article was originally posted on June 2015 and was updated with the latest information.