WTF: 10 Bizarre Sex Toys You Won't Believe Actually Exist
You have to see it to believe it.
Sex toys have been around for thousands of years, in forms both primitive and innovative. They've always been a road for bringing pleasure whether alone or when kicking things up a notch when having sex with a partner. And while they come in various forms, they, like fun new sex positions, are always worth giving a try.
We still love the classic, go-to toys such as our rabbit vibrator or good old bullet but the female and male sex toy industry has taken some wild twists and turns recently that have us completely bewildered. Whatever floats your boat, of course, but there's some really wacky sex toys out there you need to see to believe:
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1. Bacon Lube
Want to taste some meat while ... tasting some meat? We're not sure how appealing bacon-flavored lube may be but something tells us it won't remind us of the crispy goodness we have with our morning eggs. Really love the concept? You can also score bacon condoms!
Available here.
2. Baby Jesus butt plug
Just in time for Easter gift baskets, consider one of the most offensive gifts ever – a baby Jesus butt plug! Even better? It’s made by a company named Divine Interventions!
Available here.
3. Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator
You may know this as the "Sex Selfie Stick", it’s is a silicone vibe that allows women to FaceTime the inside of their vagina. Yeah. We’re not sure about this one either.
Available here.
4. Clone-A-Willy
Look, long distance relationships are hard. But have you ever considered making a mold of your man's cock so you can have it even when he's not around? It's said that men feel threatened by toys that are bigger than their own equipment so this is one way to ensure that he's not offended!
Available here.
5. Fleshlight Launchpad
Does your guy REALLY love his iPad? Enough to have sex with it? Maybe. Pair it with the Gaga Cam Vibrator and you can bring a whole new dimension to (freaky?) Skype sex.
Available here.
6. Dildo Maker
This is still just in concept mode — but its WTF factor is fascinating. Have no toys around? You can make ANYTHING into a toy. And we're not talking about those electric toothbrushes that you may have sitting around, either...
Available here.
7. KinkLab Anal Speculum
Has ANYONE ever been turned on by a trip to the gyno? Well, this toy is for you! Use it for anal play too, obviously — brings new meaning to playing doctor.
Available here.
8. Belladonna's Foot
OK, fine – one look at Craigslist will reveal there’s a whole lot of really interesting fetishes out there – and feet are at the top of the list. These feet are modeled after porn star Belladonna – we assume those with foot fetishes prefer porn star feet? Makes sense.
Available here.
9. The Handie
This is a silicone sex glove for men with a built-in vibrator on the pinkie, a lube dispenser and a "catch" basin for easy cleanup. Doesn’t look like they hit their indiegogo goal, so not sure what the fate of this device is, but it sure got people talking!” says Astroglide's Resident Sexologist Dr. Jess.
Available here.
10. Shock therapy nipple clamps
Does 50 Shades have you eager to try some BDSM? While we are in agreement there’s absolutely some pleasure in a bit of pain, this just has Frankenstein written all over it – just awesome if you want to electrocute each other’s nipples in the name of sexy fun.
Available here.