10 Replacements For Jamie Dornan In 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'
in case Jamie Dornan does leave 'Fifty Shades Of Grey,' we have some replacement ideas.
Earlier this week, rumors circulated that Jamie Dornan isn't necessarily excited to come back for another Fifty Shades Of Grey. His people made an official announcement saying that he's excited about the series and willing to return for a potential sequel. That hasn't stopped the rumors that he's leaving the series, because the rumors are more interesting than the actual movie itself. The rumors say that Dornan wasn't thrilled with the movie, and neither was his wife.
Now, there might not even be a sequel. Sure, the movie did great it's opening weekend. Then it basically did no more business at all. It had one week in theaters before people were done with it. Still, it did pretty well within that one week, so there might still be hope for the sequel. Also, Dornan is probably under contract to do the sequels anyway should they get greenlit — which is still pretty murky, considering EL James wants more control over the script and her writing is the worst thing since ISIS.
Still, it's best to prepare. Dornan may need to be replaced. Which is fine, because he's totally replaceable. I've put together a list of 10 potential replacements for Jamie Dornan should he decide not to return for Fifty Shades Darker or Fifty Shades Freed. Here's hoping Dakota Johnson knows how to adapt.
1.An old man getting with pie on his face
'Parks and Recreation' - Tumblr
2.Jason Voorhees He's super sexy, and I'm sure he could be convinced to participate in some playful hurting.
Jason Voorhees in 'Friday the 13th Part 6' - Tumblr
3.A warm baked potato would be just as hot as Jamie Dornan
Jon Heder in 'The Benchwarmers' - Giphy
4.A dog wearing a surgical cone The only time the cone comes off ... is in the red room!
5.A cup of coffee Hot.
Will Ferrell in 'Zoolander' - Giphy
6.Scooter from the Muppets This is a guy who doesn't believe in safe words.
From 'The Muppet Movie' - Tumblr
7.A piece of toast Maybe even super hero toast, but it could be any piece of toast. Jamie Dornan is as interesting as a piece of toast.
Powdered Toast Man from 'Ren and Stimpy' - Tumblr
8.An unfriendly elephant
9.Pizza It's not delivery, it's BDSM pizza.
From 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'- Giphy
10.A Lego Dakota Johnson sort of has a Lego/potato-shaped face, so why not match her up with something similar.
