10 Ways To Celebrate Revenge Porn King Hunter Moore Going To Jail
Revenge porn douche Hunter Moore is going jail, and the world rejoices.
I don't usually like definitive statements. I think that typically, people are allowed their own opinions and tastes, and just because yours may be different than mine doesn't make you wrong. I will say this, however: if you are into revenge porn, then you are a monster. That's just the way that it is.
If you don't know, revenge porn is when a sexually explicit photo or video is uploaded to the internet without the subject's approval, or sometimes even without their awareness. It's usually done by a bitter ex, but there are also people out there that hack phones and email accounts specifically looking to steal this content. The worst of the worst was Hunter Moore, the self-proclaimed king of revenge porn. Moore ran a site, IsAnyoneUp.com, that hosted these pictures, fully aware that he was ruining lives by allowing these pictures to live on the internet. The website often would give out personal information about the people featured in the photos, because, you know, obtaining them illegally through hacking and creepy dudes wasn't bad enough, right? (On that note, here's how to protect yourself from revenge porn.)
Moore was eventually arrested, because of course what he was doing was super illegal — and even on copyright grounds, no less. He recently pleaded guilty, and now faces several years in prison. Since Moore is a terrible, terrible person, his life being ruined and him being sent to jail is something to celebrate. So, here's a collection of GIFs to help you celebrate this wonderful news. Here's hoping he drops the soap.
1. Break into a song and dance. This time it's worth it.
Paul Rudd from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" - Tumblr
2. Maybe you can celebrate by going out and buying a new suit. Hey, it's your celebration.
"Anchorman" - Tumblr
3. Go outside and show everyone how excited you are.
Rainn Wilson from "The Office" - Tumblr
4. Dance in ways you aren't really sure are actually dancing.
Danny Pudi from "Community" - Tumblr
5. It's never been more peanut butter jelly time. Never.
"Family Guy" - Giphy
6. Shoot fire works out of your bosom. Unless your body doesn't do that, then don't try to do this one.
Katy Perry from "Firework" - Giphy
7. Break out the champagne, just be careful when you open it.
Steve Carell from "The Office" - Giphy
8. Do whatever this is.
Stephen Colbert from "The Colbert Report" - Tumblr
9. This is more exciting than when we solved Blue's Clues.
"Blue's Clues" - Tumblr
10. Finally, celebrate with some nice bananas. (Minions like bananas.)
Minions from "Despicable Me" - Tumblr
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