The Real Reason Taylor Swift Can't Find A Boyfriend Revealed!

Is Taylor Swift the queen of self-sabotage? The stunning singer, who's as famous for her trouble (twubble, twubble, twubb-oooohl) with guys as she is for her hits, has a long, detailed list of traits that her next boyfriend must have ... or else.

A pal dished to Hollywood Life, "She's all about finding a new boyfriend but she doesn't want just any guy, she wants the perfect guy."

(Pro tip: He doesn't exist.) The friend continued, "She's made a really detailed list of what she wants and it's so intense, there aren't many guys out there that can live up to it."

So what does the occasionally, apparently desperate 23-year-old expect from a man next?

"She wants someone on her level when it comes to their career, plus, they have to be hot — like leading man hot. And she would love a guy that can speak at least two languages. There are simple things on the list too," the insider added. "She wants a guy that has at least one sister because she thinks it will make him a better boyfriend. He has to have a good relationship with his parents, especially his mom, but he can't be a mama's boy ... It goes on and on. Her friends think she needs to chill. They think being so picky is just going to keep her single."

Of course, Swift is wrong about a lot of her standards: Harry Styles and Jake Gyllenhaal (who reportedly took her virginity) are both super famous, super hot, each have a sister, and look how those turned out. Then again, maybe if they'd just have studied pig latin, they would have been good enough for a few more songs (and publicity photos).