Farrah Abraham's New Sex Tape Trailer Is Here .... & It's Awful
In case you had any doubt, yes, Farrah Abraham is the living worst.
Farrah Abraham has a sequel to her first sex tape (and by "sex tape," we mean "professionally produced porno"), Back Door Teen Mom.
This time, the Mother Of The Year and MENSA candidate stars in Back Door And More. The trailer of the flesh flick, distributed by Vivid Video, hit the Web this week, and it's as horrifying as you'd imagine.
The film once again features professional porn star James Deen, but this time he and Abraham have props. Namely, there's a stripper pole, which seems pretty pointless since we've seen her do with an actual phallus what she's doing to a figurative one.
Abraham does what you'd expect her to: She gyrates, she grinds, she moans, she attempts to make gestures with a face that doesn't move as well as it used to when it had all of its original parts, and she apparently comes close to losing a fake eyelash.
What's more, after the tape's promotional materials were released, she also did what the world expected her to do: Denied any involvement in signing off on it, despite numerous outlets proving her wrong with paperwork.
Oh, and, uh, there's also a sex swing. Maybe she was inspired by all of her publicized, deliberately paparazzi-photographed trips to the park with her daughter, Sophia.
We're not against porn or being sexual, for the record. But we are pretty opposed to BS and stupidity, because that's just not titillating. As a result, Back Door And More seems destined to disappoint from every angle. And from every orifice. NSFW: See Farrah in Back Door And More
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