5 Hilarious Celebrity Sex Quotes

Nobody talks about sex and love like the celebrities. Even the holidays can't slow them down. So sit back, relax and get ready to be scandalized by these celeb quotes.

1."I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One." And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time." – Russell Brand.

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2."The spice is not our problem We're overspiced. We could probably take a few spices off the shelf." – Robin Thicke.

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3."I'm primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, 'Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder, you man, me woman' I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It's not optional." – Cameron Diaz

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4."I've learned my tricks I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I’m not all about frequency. I favor intensity." – Halle Berry

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5."My husband and I always make time for sex! Always! No matter how busy we are And if I told you the places! You would not even believe! It's crazy the risks that we take, but that's what keeps it so much fun." – Jade Pinkett-Smith

If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.

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