7 Ways To Give A Blowjob Like A God*amn CHAMP

There are a lot of women who don’t really enjoy fellatio and are just going through the motions to please their men or they have given up and are not doing it all. The first thing I ask them is, “Where are you doing it?”

When a woman complains about her jaws hurting it is usually because she is in an awkward position. Porn stars make it look good and they make it look easy, but since we aren’t all porn stars performing for the camera we need to talk about your position. 

Here's how to give a blowjob he'll never forget by going back to basics.

1. Get into a comfortable position.

There are many different positions you can give a blowjob in but if you sit your man on the couch and kneel in front him, between his knees, you are at a good angle to reduce some of the stress on your jaws as well as your neck. This position gives you total control so you don’t have to worry about your man pushing beyond your limits. You can rest your arms on his knees, thighs or stomach, but I prefer that my hands are an active part of what I do.

2. Get started with tongue play.

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I always start with soft kisses on the stomach, then the base of his penis and then up his shaft to the tip. Watch his penis jump as your kisses tease him.  Then from there you start the “make it wet” process. His penis should be hard and erect, but if it is isn’t, stand it up in front of you and use your tongue to lick from the top of his balls to the tip of his head.

Make it fun, look into his eyes, moan a little and pay attention to the expressions on his face. If he is enjoying your tongue play, continue to tease him with that for a minute or so. After this, take his head into your mouth and go down on his penis as far as is comfortable for you.

Again, remember you are making it wet so the more saliva you produce the easier it is on your jaws. Don’t try to hold your saliva in your mouth; it is OK to let it drip and most men love this.

3. Remember that you don’t have to suck.

Some women think that you have to actually “suck” his penis but this isn’t true —  men just like the feeling of your mouth on their penis and the motion of you moving their penis in and out of your mouth. I like to keep him guessing. I never give steady strokes with my mouth; I switch between several deep bobs of my head to a few shallow ones, always keeping my tongue twirling around the front tip of his head.   

4. Make an "O" face.

If my goal is to make him orgasm and he has not in the first few minutes, I will use my fingers to compensate. I take my first finger and place it against my thumb and make an “O,” keeping his penis very wet with my saliva. I slide my fingers in this “O” formation up and down his penis tightly as I suck. 

Sometimes I will just play with his head, sucking only the tip while my fingers continue to stroke his shaft. Don’t be scared to make some slurping sounds. Alternating between everything I have listed above, always keeping your tongue twirling on and around the front of his head, as it usually will make a man orgasm within five minutes.

5. Know your man.

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If you know your man wipes out easily, meaning once he orgasms he’s done, don’t let him orgasm! There is nothing worse than being hot and ready and your man is ready to go to sleep. You can use oral sex as a means of getting started only and save his orgasm for the good stuff.

Pay attention to the signs your man gives. Listen to his sounds as well as what his penis is doing while you suck it. When you begin to feel his penis give off little vibrations, it means he is enjoying your work and is close to orgasming.

6. Have sex if he's taking too long.

Now, let say your man doesn’t orgasm no matter what you do, but you want him to orgasm. Go ahead and have sex, but tell your man that when he gets ready to ejaculate, you want him to take it out and ejaculate in your mouth. This takes some good timing.

If the man waits too long he could miss your mouth and make a mess of your hair, but men like this and find it rather erotic. A bonus to doing this is most men will normally stay hard after their orgasm, which will allow you to keep going until he orgasms again.

7. Always swallow.

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For those of you who say they don’t want to swallow or would rather spit it out because they don’t like the taste, spitting it out is never the answer. When your man is orgasming, take his penis as deep as possible into your mouth and hold it there. As soon as your man orgasms, begin to swallow and continue to swallow until he is done.

The taste buds on the back of your tongue are less sensitive and cannot detect the bitter taste of semen, whereas if you spit it out, you let the semen hit the front of your tongue, and the front of your tongue holds the more sensitive tastes buds. Swallow it, ladies! It tastes better that way and your man will love you for it.