Tila Tequila Totally Unshockingly Turns To Porn

So who had August 2010 in the Tila Tequila Does Porn pool? Please stand up and collect your soiled fistful of singles. Yes, the raggedy princess of MySpace, who's kept a relatively low profile since the sad passing of her "wifey" Casey Johnson last winter and/or her last public claim to be pregnant/suicidal/converting to Twihardism/selling Amway, has now announced that her next career move will be hardcore smut. We guess the bisexual VH1 reality train has pulled into its last station. Is Tila Tequila The Worst Girlfriend Ever?

Radar Online says that Tila's porn debut will be released by "a major distributor" and that she's hoping it will be the kind of cash cow that Paris Hilton's, Kendra Wilkinson's, and Kim Kardashian's sex tapes were. "Tila inked this deal hoping that she'll make millions off the sale of it," a source told Radar. Of course, like poor, deluded Montana Fishburne, Tila doesn't seem to realize that people actually wanted to see those women in flagrante, and the appeal of most celebrity sex tapes is that the people in them are a) famous, and b) unaware they're being recorded or that other people will see the footage. Tila Tequila lying back and thinking of Fresno qualifies as neither. Casey Johnson's Bereaved Lesbian Exes

But at least her latest pursuit distracts Tila from plotting ways to kidnap Casey Johnson's adopted daughter and/or her dogs, initiating more collaborations with Joe Francis, or posting anything on Ustream. Which we can only look at as a good thing. The next step for Tila, if the porn thing doesn't work out, would be a shower, some mood-stabilizing drugs, and maybe a nice, anonymous job stocking shelves at Costco or something.

Via Radar Online. Photo via Bauer-Griffin.