How Each Zodiac Sign Seduces The Object Of Their Affection
There's an art to seduction.
getty Our bodies are part of what makes us long to relate to others. Our physicality comes with demands, and we must take care of those demands. We are subject to our human nature, and the survival of the species relies upon, well... sex.
There has never been a time when the art of seduction isn't a part of every day life. You'd think by now we'd just have at it, but no — we have to get our feet wet, dance a little, sway a little.
From an astrology perspective, there are some zodiac signs who like to take their time seducing others.
The sex will be there when we get there, so let's get there in style. Seduction is what we do when we want someone romantically or sexually. We put out our pheromones and we hope that our person of interest will respond, sending off unique vibrations of promise and titillation.
Some will see us, and some won't. But we do try, we do try.
How does each zodiac sign seduce others?
ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
Pure, upfront sexiness. Sexy outfits, sexy talk, totally nervy pick up lines and an outrageous sense of, "Hell yeah I'll do that."
Aries is a super-sexual sign and they know how to take the lead. Expect red underclothes and don't think they want nothing in return: they do. They will give you everything, but it takes two to tango, in Aries' world of seduction.
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
In the words of a young Taurus woman, "We some h**s, bro." It's because, as she says, they see beauty in everyone... and that means open season for all.
Flirtation is something they do shamelessly, and that kind of charm and nerve is exactly what brings all the boys and girls to their yard. Love 'em and leave 'em fast, as Prince said.
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini likes to play the cold, quiet, mystery person card in order to sway victims out of the shadows. Not one to approach anyone, they like to lurk until noticed, and should you think they're just a creeper or a potential murderous stalker, all the better.
They like the danger involved with being someone who never talks and only stares. Gemini seduces others by pretending to be hurt.
CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer seduces you for one reason only: to get everything that can possibly get from you and then leave you in the dirt. Yes, their beauty entices and yes, their lips are full and their eyes are like limpid pools.
You'll feel you've been personally kissed by the Moon herself, but, alas, it's just Cancer, who wants you now, and then no more.
LEO (July 23 - August 22)
Flashy Leo loves to seduce their own selves as they seduce you, so expect fancy dinners and wild parties, no expense too high, no degree of danger and fun too dire.
Leo wants you and that means, "Let's have an excessive amount of freaky fun, baby." The ultimate one-night stand, Leo rarely knows who you are the next day.
VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
Over the top sexual teases, this sign loves to dress the part. Virgo loves a good fantasy and if they can get you on board with theirs, then you'll know what it's like to role play in the hottest way imaginable.
The sky is the limit for Virgo. Allow them to seduce you and they will take you places you've never seen before.
LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
Libra seduces through lies. They tell you exactly what you want to hear and rely on the fact that you're too stupid to know you're being lied to; you merely thrill to the idea that you're being paid attention to by this kind-hearted Libra, who seems so trustworthy, so down to earth.
How could this person possibly hurt you? Next thing you know, you're screaming their name while climaxing.
SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
It's all that's on their mind; after all, they are the Great Scorpio, and that means sex, Mr. Bond. But Scorpio seduces their way through life, whether sex is the punchline or not.
If they want something, they whip out the ol' charm, and before we all know it, they're in through the private entrance. Scorpio is all mind tricks and psyche.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
Sagittarius really does think they are superior, and this kind of hubris is exactly what makes others think they are sexy. Sagittarius seduces you by being aloof and seemingly superior.
They are so arrogant and snobbish that you'd almost find it charming, and perhaps you might be seduced by it... or not.
CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
They love a good escape, and Capricorn finds that escape particularly exciting when it's a sexual thrill and they get to escape their own routine.
They have a sense of adventure about them, and their enthusiasm for trying new things is seductive, especially when they want to try new things with you. You'll feel honored that such a control freak broke their control just for you.
AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
This sign is similar to Libra in so much as they love to withhold, conceal and, if need be, lie. Aquarius is confident in their ability to create a fiction of themselves, as they do not believe you'll be interested in them if they showed their true face.
However, their fiction is so far above anything else you've ever experienced that you'll find yourself embarrassingly seduced.
PISCES (February 19 - March 10)
Pisces likes to paint themselves to others as victims, martyrs and saints. They seduce by using self-pity. If you so much as acknowledge them as any of the above, Pisces will play you for a fool, meaning the seduction is now complete.
Once you fall into the Pisces web of pity, you'll be on your way to lifetime commitment to the Pisces who just seduced you. Run now.
Ruby Miranda is a New Yorker who learned astrology, I Ching and all types of cartomancy and numerology from her crazy, gypsy mother. She currently writes for a wide range of esoteric publications.