Cardi B Clapped Back At A Fan Who Accused Her Of Having Too Many Dogs And It Was Hilarous
That's a lot of dog hair.
Getty Images Calling Cardi B a dog-lover is an understatement.
The "Bodak Yellow" rapper and her fiancee, Offset, were "grandparents" to a litter of puppies before their fist child was even born.
Their pet dogs, Boujee and Bentley, gave them eight pups just a month before Cardi B and Offset welcomed their daughter Kulture Kiari Cephus into the world on July 10.
"Somebody was so thirsty to be a mom that she couldn't wait," Cardi said in an Instagram video as she announced that one of her four-legged family members had given birth. "Soooo happy. Congrats to Boujee & Bentley," she captioned the post, which was flooded with smiley face and heart emojis.
The new mom showed her 28.5 million followers the adorable gray fur babies and the parents of the "cubs," as she called them.
"Parents," she said as she spotlighted Boujee and Bentley in the video, followed by a quick shot of her and her man, who she referred to as "grandparents."
So how many dogs do the rapping couple have total?
According to MSN, they decided to keep five of their canine "grandchildren" though the couple originally planned to give them all away. The other three pups were given to Offset's nephews.
In a recent post on Instagram, Cardi said she and Offset have 11 dogs! It s unknown if she ended up keeping all of the puppies and added a new furry friend to the bunch, but that's a lot of barking. Kulture will have plenty of furball friends to play with as she grows up, that's for sure.
An Instagram account called commentsbycelebs has a knack for finding the best comments celebrities post on social media and Cardi B's are no exception.
A user commented that she wanted to hear Cardi bark and the "Be Careful" rapper posted and she replied, "woof."
Despite Cardi showing obvious excitement over the now month-old puppies, some people are upset she didn't spay and neuter the dog parents.
Some users on Instagram are shaming her for allowing her pets to reproduce when there are so many homeless dogs in animals shelters. Cardi's replies are hilarious.
"Why are you even breeding pits?" on user asked. "There are so many in shelters already. You have so much money!!! Save the pits from the shelters first. Plus you had them out in the heat. Ughhhh."
Cardi clapped back by giving her criticizer a quick lesson on reproduction.
"I'm not breeding Pitts," she commented back. "Its a Girl and Boy Pitt and they decided to F*** and bloop she got pregnant. My dogs got dog houses, cages all that but of course they love being outside and they protect us as well...uuummmmm we can't stop them from f***ing."
She's not wrong.
One user used humor in her response, using math to imagine Cardi and Offset trying to take care of 142 puppies in the future.
"Just for a moment use some logic. What the f*** is cardi b going to do with 9 puppies or however many with a new child and going on tour and all that?" the user commented on Instagram. "And then once the next batch of puppies comes along, what then? And then those puppies start having puppies? Puppies are going to keep coming until the dogs are fixed. Do you really think cardi b and offset are going to want or be able to devote time and space to like 142 puppies within the next year or so? Without spay and neuter it quickly becomes a very unmanageable situation."
That many puppies would certainly be a handful but how did we end up talking about 142 mini Boujee and Bentleys running around Cardi's house?
Anyway, Cardi and Offset seem content with their recently expanded fur family and I doubt either of the rappers care about the haters.
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