These (Creepy) New Blowjob Robots Give Better Oral Sex Than Actual Women

Don’t freak out, ladies. A {{ blowjob }} robot could actually be a blessing in disguise.

I’m sure that most of you can’t give blowjobs as much as your boyfriend would like (like every second of every day) and some of you might not even like giving them. So, while some perceive a robot that can give the perfect oral sex as a threat, other ladies might be buying their guy one of these for his birthday.

Think about it: the pressure to keep up with consistent BJs would disappear. However, this thing may be hard to compete with if you feel the urge to step in for a blowjob every now and then.

These sex robots are pretty questionable, though. I mean, their outfit choices are horrific and with today’s technology, I would think their faces could be a lot more appealing.

Thanks to Arlan Robotic Services, the world now has its first "robotic droid sex toy capable of recreating intimate human oral interaction."

They come in both female and male versions, cost $165, and come inside of a pillow so that no one will know what you’re up to when it gets delivered. An oral sex robot for only $165? These things are going to be flying out of whatever creepy warehouse they’re stored in.

It can also be folded up into a metal structure that makes it look like a piece of weird furniture instead of some weird, perverted sex doll.

The {{ blowjob }} robots are also customizable "so someone can match the clothes, hairstyle, and perfume of anyone they choose to, like a celebrity or the person in the office and virtually have an intimate experience with them whenever they like." 

This means that the creepy guy who always stares at you in the office now has the ability to get an oral sex doll that looks JUST like you sent right to his doorstep.

Apparently, the company is crowdfunding at the moment to try to get these things off the ground.

All photos: Arlan Robotic Services

Weighing the pros and cons is kind of tough in this situation, and I’m not so sure if I love or hate this thing. Either way, they seem pretty unavoidable in this world of virtual porn.

So, ladies, whether you’re for these blowjob connoisseurs or not, always remember to keep an eye on the competition.